Since I liked this so much...

Dec 29, 2037 16:09

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE THIRD AND FINAL MOVIE OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY!:

It turns out that Frodo ends up running off with Bill the pony, and they have a wonderful gay, inter-species love affair that lasts a lifetime.

Sam ends up taking on the One Ring, in which he promptly dies, instead of sucking it up and actually trying to make it ( Read more... )

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thewingfan November 17 2003, 17:40:58 UTC
Mmmmmmm...interspecies gay sex.

My favorite.

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nikkiann November 17 2003, 17:42:50 UTC
SHUT UP SHUT UUUP SHUUUT UUUUUP

Sorry, just had one of those moments...

=-D

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mayormccheesier November 17 2003, 20:04:54 UTC
WHAT!?!

YOU DON'T LIKE THE STORY!?!?

WELL...*YOU* TELL TOLKIEN TO SUCK IT, THEN, BECAUSE *I* SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO REAP THE CONSEQUENCES OF *THAT* LITTLE TASK!!1!!

HELL!! TOTAL HELL!!

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mayormccheesier November 17 2003, 20:07:26 UTC
Wait a minute...

::quirks eyebrow like her beloved AR::

Whoops...I see...my mood...your mood...shit...sorry!

Me thougtz yous wash ishulting meeeeesh!!

Mizz Broourwer sez Im shpesial. :B

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nikkiann November 17 2003, 20:08:53 UTC
not quite! I just have that damn voice engraved in my skull. That's all I hear...

:-\

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