THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE THIRD AND FINAL MOVIE OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY!:
It turns out that Frodo ends up running off with Bill the pony, and they have a wonderful gay, inter-species love affair that lasts a lifetime.
Sam ends up taking on the One Ring, in which he promptly dies, instead of sucking it up and actually trying to make it
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My favorite.
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Sorry, just had one of those moments...
=-D
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YOU DON'T LIKE THE STORY!?!?
WELL...*YOU* TELL TOLKIEN TO SUCK IT, THEN, BECAUSE *I* SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO REAP THE CONSEQUENCES OF *THAT* LITTLE TASK!!1!!
HELL!! TOTAL HELL!!
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::quirks eyebrow like her beloved AR::
Whoops...I see...my mood...your mood...shit...sorry!
Me thougtz yous wash ishulting meeeeesh!!
Mizz Broourwer sez Im shpesial. :B
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:-\
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