I choked on a DVD player because I was drunk.

[mayorst]

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the! day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a

Comments

[concise]

I murdered the computer b/c that's how I roll. Word, son.

[mayorst]

Heheh! I'm right there with you. ;)

[mayorst]

Hehehe! Yes, I have issues. We know this. ;)

And now... I'm going to turn on my iPod to drown out my grandmother's snoring so I can sleep! >.<