A PSA: When someone brings doughnuts to the office...

[mayostard]

Okay, look people, we need to straighten something out, because it's pissing me the fuck off. It's come to my attention that apparently people cannot figure out how to handle a box of doughnuts being gifted upon them.

First rule. If someone brings in a box of donuts to your office, don't be that motherfucker who picks up each one, stares at it

Comments

[jasmine13]

i do not understand food touchers.

[ex_cloak]

Man, the shit you get worked up over... :)

[mayostard]

NO! Not my favorite Maudlin of the Well guitarist! :( :(

*weeps for humanity*

[mayostard]

Awful! What's next, cutting up a candy bar and eating it with a fork? Grrrrr.