Randomness stole from Ameh
by limitedbythesky
Mayrouge's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 08:03:32 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 01:29:02 PM
Alco Money! : $ 318
Guests of Honour
pinkprinceshels is a constipated Agnostic and a tubthumping lunatic. pinkprinceshels drank 19 Whiskeys.
widexeyes is an insecure Wiccan. widexeyes drank 7 White Russians.
sugar_plums is a fufilled Taoist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. sugar_plums drank 1 Whiskey, 2 Aftershocks.
cinderellaxkiss is a graceful Atheist and a newbie boozer. cinderellaxkiss drank 5 Gins.
gothicowboy is a wobegone Liberal Christian. gothicowboy drank 1 Mint Julep.
weamsgoddess is a disgusting Liberal Christian and a fan of strong, hard liquor. weamsgoddess drank 2 Absinthes.
broken_angelica is a dispirited Buddhist. broken_angelica drank 5 Sambuccas, 1 Whiskey, 2 Aligator Bites.
Mayrouge is a graceful Hindu and is as anti-alcohol as they come. Mayrouge drank 9 Pernods.
cold_solitude is a lethargic Agnostic and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. cold_solitude drank 5 Mint Juleps.
tiaraprincess is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. tiaraprincess decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
lil_mince_pie is a desponent Buddhist. lil_mince_pie drank 6 Tequilas, 1 Red Wine, 4 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Pilsner, 1 White Wine.
hollow_ripper is a spirited Buddhist and a main-stay at their local bar. hollow_ripper drank 4 Poteens.
seen_it_before is a loathsome Atheist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. seen_it_before drank 3 Ciders, 2 Champagnes, 1 Aftershock, 1 Ale.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for pinkprinceshels, cinderellaxkiss, broken_angelica, Mayrouge, cold_solitude, lil_mince_pie, seen_it_before they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights
At approximately 10:03:55 AM tiaraprincess attempted to summon the demons out of widexeyes by baptising them over the toilet. The police were summoned shortly before widexeyes's soul could be saved by Holy Jesus.
seen_it_before persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at tiaraprincess which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.
Lovers
They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in Mayrouge's garden shed and it seems as though weamsgoddess and Mayrouge are now going to be a permanent fixture!
The Drunkest
pinkprinceshels has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events
pinkprinceshels and Mayrouge were on the edge of a punch-up after Mayrouge called pinkprinceshels a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
During a game of truth or dare, pinkprinceshels admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
Happy New Year!
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