ok, one of the best quotes ever...

Sep 14, 2004 00:42

"I'm huggable! Be cautious of my nipplehorns, and I'm VERY huggable!" Dimension of Pain demon PSYK - Sluggy FreelanceIt's funny how such a little thing can pull me out of a bad mood. Well, I'm still there, but at least I'm grinning ( Read more... )

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HERE ARE THE FACTS! mochamaiden September 15 2004, 23:42:28 UTC
Okay, here are the facts (as the subject line hinted):

1. Girls suck, they REALLY suck

2. Boys also suck

3. Being single and alone often outweighs the other two as far as suckiness goes

Alright now that we have that straight, lets look at your choices:

1. Try again with another girl (at the risk of being hurt)

2. Never try again (risking loneliness and becoming the creepy old man in the park who's always trying to offer candy to small children...)

3. Become gay (I'm sure that many people would encourage this path and I know quite a few people who might be interested in you)
*fine print* void where prohibited, this action may result in injury, mental or otherwise. There is also a minor risk of AIDS, use protection. Offer vaild until 2085, at which time you will be too old to even think about marriage/sex because old people sex is icky.

4. Take up a new hobby, such as bird watching

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