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[mayxbo5]

what the FUCK is an "asshat"?

I see that and read it as "ash-at" instead of "ass-hat".

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[_lukewarm]

i really have no fuckin idea.

i guess a hat that covers an ass?
maybe some kind of flap for an ass?
i don't know. the first time i read it, i had the same thinking.

[essentialsaltes]

If you have your head up your butt, you wear your ass for a hat and are an asshat. When you have mastered this term, we will move on to assclown and fucknozzle.

[mayxbo5]

that's a good explanation. Thanks Mike.

I like fucknozzle. Assclown is not exactly self explanatory.

Assclown

[essentialsaltes]

Not self-explanatory, but assclown comes from my favorite movie of all time!!! (which you obviously haven't seen.) I hate you! (no, just kidding). Anyway:

Michael: At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Well, why don't just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael: WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!!!

Re: Assclown

[mayxbo5]

Office Space. I've only seen parts of that movie.

[downwardlashes]

I always just figured that it was one of those hip livejournal things I just wasn't cool enough to know already.