i just realized i dreamt that i got married last night. it wasn't a huge ceremony but i didn't want to do it. i was walking up to the church and stopped to tell my mom i didn't want to and she said i had to. it was all paid for and i was in the dress and all our relatives paid a lot of money to fly out here to watch me walk down the aisle. i was in ( Read more... )

there are those that say you are what you eat. i disagree. personally i believe you are what's on your feet ( Read more... )

this really is a shout out to anyone who's worked at this wonderful establishment i'm sitting in ( Read more... )

at the salon today i saw a woman with a black eye. she didn't have any make up on. i wonder if she told people she walked into a wall.

shitty.

dearest timothy hillman,

would you be willing to arrive at class at 945 rather than 1020 so that we may review any holes in our macroeconomics knowledge? thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

yours,
mary varano

p.s. i am very excited to see the new 'do you're sporting

i'm fucking failing accounting and i haven't even started to study for macro wednesday.

i really have no i dea what i'm going to do.

from 130-230 this morning i cried harder than i think i have in a really long time. i had a fever, chills, huge tonsils, swollen glands and a snotty nose ( Read more... )

i've noticed a disturbing theme this year: i no longer feel the need to get changed before i hit the sack. i keep waking up in the EXACT same outfit i paraded around in the night before. this wouldn't seem like a big deal exept anyone who's ever played beer pong knows that after a certain amount of cups i start to wear more beer than actaully makes ( Read more... )

these damn fat ladies i have to fucking work with every fucking morning are going to fucking kill me. every day there's something new to bitch about but don't worry, that's not before the bitching resumes on the traditional 10 morning bitching. if you have such an issue with our new boss (who isn't even new anymore, she's been here ince july) then ( Read more... )

dearest male population ( Read more... )