Pythagorean Theorum: 24 words
The Lord's Prayer: 66 words
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words
The Ten Commandments: 179 words
The Gettysburg Address: 286 words
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words

U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words

So I have managed to acquire yet another pet. For those of you who don't know, in order of appearance I have Mike the cat, Sammytwo the Betta fish, Boo the hamster, JJ the rat, and now it's Priscilla Chewbacca the guinea pig. I was hoping she was pregnant (we can't sell females at our store) and I adopted her, but we did x-rays on her and they said ( Read more... )

What did I do to deserve it? The answer is typically that it had nothing to do with me, but that's bs. What did I do?

I have ringworm. *grumble*

In my head things are falling apart, so in my life things are falling apart. I need to pull myself back together, and soon, before I do any serious damage to myself.

Mike and Mike and I just played a game of Clue where the STUDY shot and murdered the BALLROOM! WITH THE REVOLVER!!! Sometimes, you just have to hate Clue ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start a cult.

Get your resolution here

So Mike so graciously pointed out that I haven't updated since I told y'all that my phone fell in the toilet. Well, I got a new one, so you can call me again. All of you. Call me ( Read more... )

Well, now that my finals are over at CSUEB and now that my online course is over as well, the time has finally come to hard wipe my computer. I have all of my pics and documents saved that I need, and only 2 pieces of software that I know I want to hang onto ( Read more... )

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