From the dream archives (with apologies to angerbunny and symmetrian):

I recently dreamed that I was at a party with eclipsic and noticed that eclipsic was smoking again. I was instantly furious. I hated it when he smoked, and it was worse when he was quitting.

I spent several minutes yelling at him about how irresponsible and weak willed he was. eclipsic kept trying to interject: "But ( Read more... )

Hot off the neurons: I had a fantastically strange dream last night about a small town that one could reach only by taking a small tug boat through a swirling underground river and then going through the back door of an, apparently, subterranean supermarket (a Safeway, in fact). The town seemed quite normal except that the people there lived in ( Read more... )

From the dream archives: I was at a large outdoor party, full of stodgy people I didn't know and who didn't appear to like me. As an aside, I recall that the food for this party was all cooked in a little shack and that it consisted mostly of a grilled python (well, some kind of huge snake about a foot in diameter, anyway). The chef was dirty and ( Read more... )

From the dream archive and in honor of his passing, I offer this dream about Gary Gygax: In this dream I was teaching geology to retirees. There's simply no accounting for why, but that's what I as up to-a sort of elderhostel geology boot camp. We were in the mountains (perhaps the White Plume Mountains) and one of the students was Gary Gygax. But ( Read more... )

Hot off the neurons: So forget current politics and what you know about certain oil companies and disputed elections and nearby genocide, this dream takes place in a Nigeria where the current craze among young people is public sex. As in outside all over the place. And this mad fad has, naturally, made Nigeria the new hot spot for a certain class ( Read more... )

From the dream archives: I dreamt I was in a store. I don't recall what sort of store it was, but it resembled something like an old barn with big wooden timbers and a loft. The proprietor was short and balding and he wore a green apron and an excited expression that seemed sort of friendly and sort of macabre at the same time. Also in attendance ( Read more... )

From the dream archives: I was sitting in a dimly lit room, leaning over a table. My eyes felt funny and I began to rub them. They were loose in their sockets and one them fell out of my head into my open hand. At this point I begin to get pretty upset, I ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I was directing a porn flick.  For some reason the producers were putting a lot of energy into the story line, which involved the lead actress being some style of Aeon Flux like covert operative. We were filming an action scene where the lead actress had to leap from a speed boat onto a tanker.  I'm directing the filming on the speed ( Read more... )