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GUISE. THIS IS THE AMUSING EMAIL TO END ALL AMUSING EMAILS. IT'S ALSO A LITTLE TERRIFYING.
WATCH THE WATER
Read to the bottom - watch the water
If I don't get this back, I will know
you really didn't read it. I got this
from someone and thought the
last part was really a good thought.
Too bad that the person who
sent it to me did not know 10
people who would admit to
knowing the Lord.
Do You Love Him?
This is a simple test:
IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND
THIS TO AT LEAST 10
PEOPLE, INCLUDING
THE PERSON WHO SENT IT
TO YOU!
The Poem
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done ,
My soul could rest at ease.....
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
'Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time'
Now do you have the
time to pass it on?
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.
Thomas Kinkade Paintings
(hope the water is moving!!)
Hope the water flows when you get the picture
READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY. .
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle!
The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving then
the picture Didn't come through entirely.
What should I do?? I'm tempted to send it back just so my 89-year-old grandfather doesn't worry about my soul any more than he already does... but good God I don't want to encourage this kind of thing. (Even if it does bring the lols.)
It's like a parody of itself. ANIMATED THOMAS KINCAID GIFS. It's like someone started this fwd back in 1995 when something like that was novel and worth anticipating throughout the entire email.
[xposted to TQC]
WATCH THE WATER
Read to the bottom - watch the water
If I don't get this back, I will know
you really didn't read it. I got this
from someone and thought the
last part was really a good thought.
Too bad that the person who
sent it to me did not know 10
people who would admit to
knowing the Lord.
Do You Love Him?
This is a simple test:
IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND
THIS TO AT LEAST 10
PEOPLE, INCLUDING
THE PERSON WHO SENT IT
TO YOU!
The Poem
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done ,
My soul could rest at ease.....
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
'Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time'
Now do you have the
time to pass it on?
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.
Thomas Kinkade Paintings
(hope the water is moving!!)
Hope the water flows when you get the picture
READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY. .
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle!
The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving then
the picture Didn't come through entirely.
What should I do?? I'm tempted to send it back just so my 89-year-old grandfather doesn't worry about my soul any more than he already does... but good God I don't want to encourage this kind of thing. (Even if it does bring the lols.)
It's like a parody of itself. ANIMATED THOMAS KINCAID GIFS. It's like someone started this fwd back in 1995 when something like that was novel and worth anticipating throughout the entire email.
[xposted to TQC]