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[mbrstclrfmynrg]

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way

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[andyrosenberg]

hahahaha i like the interpretive dance once
i still think this ones better...chuck norris invented water

chuck norris' tears cure cancer..too bad he's never cried

chuck norris wasnt born, he just roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother.

hahahaha those are so dumb

[tokyo_pearl]

chuck norris isn't the second coming of jesus christ, jesus christ is the second coming of chuck norris.

the chief export of chuck norris is pain.

chuck norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

chuck norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

[yay_for_tay]

lol. who even are you? see you manana.

[pushpin_victory]

we should hang out more.

people with 9 2/3rds fingers are fun

[mbrstclrfmynrg]

Don't I know it!