Been a while ... time for some funny names
This fall I was working at a place where I see hundreds of names a day. Most of them are typical, boring names. Some, however, stand out.
Here is a condensed list of the best of them, with possible name-based career options provided. If you have any suggestions that I might not have thought of, please feel free to share.
Yes, these are real names, mostly of children.
They are in the order they were discovered. I kept a list open and added to it as the season progressed.
Krystal Jewell - princess/master thief
Justice Mailman - crime fighter
Wan-Ting Huang - pornstar
Jemm Smith - gemsith
Autumn Wooden - forest ranger/lumberjack
A.J. Lucas-George - jedi
Adam Lush - spoiled brat
Ave Mainville - city planner
Mia Croney - friend
Faith Bowmaster - angelic archer
Tyona Bear - zoo fashionista
Dustin Holmes - maid
Roland Baker - pastry chef
Marsha Laforest - swampthing
Cashman Downing - alcoholic gambler
Phoenix Peach - ?
Karey Madill - pickle holder
Anna Lee - pornstar
Oktober McDoom - supervillain (this one is a girl)
Frank Lin - turtle
Collin Dyker - softball player
Imad Semaan - pornstar
Christian Roach - religious pothead/armageddon survivor
Justin Winters - skier
Justin Spring - florist
Brandon Monk - advertising guru
Mia Naylor - carpenter
Spencer Profitt - failed businessman
Holden Penney - spendthrift
Casey Jones - psychotic killer
Silvan Eggenberger - vegan chef
Brandy Power - alcoholic
Haily Daly - reporter
Montana Metallic - deathmetal superstar
Carey Childs - breeder
Joy Berthelot - breeder
Grace Never - klutz
Spencer Buck - shopper
Charlotte Stone-Fury - anger management counselor
Dustin Trail - cowboy
Judy Chase-Woodcock - slut
Apollo Pollock - artistic space chicken
Ricky Guay-Martin - musician
Angel Hathaway - optimistic zealot
Blaze Moss - misguided hippy
Neptune-Blue Trochymchuk - alien
Ebony-Luna Louie - space cadet
Lucas Eatmon-Woodcock - gay pornstar
Paige Staples - secretary
Nevin Otis - spy/ninja
Daly Weeks - time management consultant
Ty Rodden - fisherman
Colin Yee - telemarketer
Maysie Greening - gardiner
Cody Leet - programmer
Callum Pickles - Dethklok drummer
Annie Frise - car mechanic
Otto Brake - stunt driver
Justice Gunn - vigilante
Benjamin Brown - gay pornstar
Tallan Noble - knight in shining armor
Handen Astles - proctologist
Dustin Guitar - lazy musician
Hardy Frost - salt truck driver
Justin Field - wheat farmer
Stryker King - MMA fighter
Kyndra Sweet - candy maker
Shara Duff - beer enthusiast
Taylor Shears - tailor
Jack Wang - solo pornstar
Holly Cross - carpenter/prophet
Justin Bush - gynecologist
Phoenix Knight - aerial cavalry
Shirley Decker - boxer
Gifty Paelay - slut
Lacey Bridges - bad architect
Yoshi King - dinosaur lord
Amber Grasse - desert landscaper
Raven Storey - mythological tale-teller
Cole Gates - dentist
Isaac Butt - epic failure
Amber Gray - color theorist
Laura-Lee Dyck - Lcocksucker
Kaige Peeling - escape artist
Destiny Bigger - motivational speaker
Faith Lord - nun
Behrad Radmanesh - surfer
Ring Golden - marital counselor
Autumn Burns-Carr - arsonist
Shara Johnson - pornstar
Drew Bigger - large scale artist
Aymes Mustard - pro food-fighter
Kyler Hunter Astle - proctologist/pornstar
Decodea Herring - decryption expert
Lie Yun Kok - pornstar
Justin Park - valet
Jackson Brown - pornstar
Wanda Bonnar - prostitute
Rebecca Isbill - drag queen
Benjamin Wood - pornstar
Anita Graham - junkie
Paris Stiles - fashion designer
Keifer Findlay - dating site operator
Rod Phillips - pornstar
Olivia Annis - pornstar
Faith Askew - heretic
Drew Packman - 8-bit artist
Avery Woodcock - pornstar
Emily Cockaday - pornstar/slut
Alexander Strong-Saad - fat, gray, elephant-footed, depressing lump
Benjamin Hiscock - pornstar
Starry Christmas - mrs clause
Data Rideout - cyborg
Philip Good - botox specialist
Gail Cummings-Chin - spitter
Lie-Zhen Kok - pornstar
Shanobie Nickerson - ninja
Chase Paw - dog catcher
Hunter Mooers-Bush - player
Maxime Power - secret agent
Rayne Bear - shaman
Owen Watt - debtor
Holly Berry - christmas storm
Jacob Pakstas - sodomite
Charleigh Heartz-Power - part of captain planet's team
Destiny Kee - prophet
Snow White - dwarf polygamist