Happy Birthday, Haaappy Birthday, Happy Birthday...

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happy birthday to one ms. liza harrington. you made it another year without dying. i owe you a medal.


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
01. Joe
02. Joe the Fro
03. Joseph

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. rugged goodlooks
02. my modesty
03. my left wrist

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. my rugged good looks (they almost make me gay)
02. who stole the money from the house fund, was it the coconut man?
03. fuck the coconut man.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
01. french canadian
02. polish
03. irish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01. dying
02. eating gross stuff
03. squandering my life

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
01. food
02. caffeine
03. naps

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
01. 7 dollar pants
02. brown shoes
03. 3 dollars worth of shirts

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS or artists AT THE MOMENT:
01. modest mouse
02. NOFX
03. Johnny Cash

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
01. Dramamine - modest mouse
02. eat the meek - NOFX
03. Hurt - Johnny Cash

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES: (these are all for the same person)
01. conflict of interest
02. vampires
03. lack of understanding

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
01. HJ's
02. Telepathy
03. not being in a relationship

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
01. statistics
02. cry
03. avoid naps

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
01. bmx
02. snowboarding
03. golf

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
01. bmx
02. snowboard
03. golf

THREE ...CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
01. engineering for some car company
02. building robots
03. NA

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
01. cali/washington
02. france
03. montreal

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01. start a country
02. invent something important
03. kill a vampire