none needed.

[mc_white_noise]

here's some funny shit that dan woods showed me back in the day. it was originally on 'The Onion.com', but that shit sucks and they archive stuff and make you pay for it now, so i'm gonna post a couple of the ones i can find. needless to say, this makes me want to be an accountant. real bad.

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[ooh_barracuda]

Joseph Jalbert, where have you been all my life? Stop being a stranger.

[chamois_xx]

for this post, that i couldn't get through. i say:

YOU ARE A LOSER! NO, DON'T TOUCH ME.

[steve985]

DUUDE!!! thats awesome that you are going to come. Buy your ticket from me, that way my band gets credit for bringing people. More details? well, its on march 3rd, 8pm at the bombshelter in manchester. Its catch 22, the lost city angels, us, and the minus scale. Its going to be a rad time. If you need directions go to www.bombshelternh.com. see you around