Can you believe this? Here I was with one foot in the grave, ready to meet my maker, but something refuses to let me go. Nudgings and pokings and proddings. Comments and spam, and subtle changes in script about my not fading off
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Well, that is certainly one way to waste the weekend, but I wouldn't know. I never remember those weekends, so maybe it never was one of those weekends. Who knows, right?
Good! I've been slacking on my rent, so go pay for the ticket, go see the film, tell all your friends to see it too. I'll dedicate my kitchen to you.
I know that desperate dependence on someone. I can relate. Maybe one or two, I could be persuaded to give a pub or two a try sometime. I wouldn't mind company either. Someone to protect me, of course.
The girl in your icon looks familiar. I hear she's a demanding bitch. Now I only need you to come talk to me and I might stay contented for a few more weeks. Randomly, I saw the trailer for The Last King of Scotland a couple of days ago and I could have sworn it was you (obviously, I was very tired) but I forgot to go look it up. I can't believe you kept this a secret from me! It looks absolutely impressive, I would love to take on a part like that. It looks so in the spirit of all these current political films and I'm dead excited for it.
And by the looks of it, I'm not the only one. Stay.
God, she's always so surly and such a diva, too. That's what they don't tell you about in the interviews. Don't let her know I told you this though. She might come after me. I'm already fearing for my life. I'll talk to you. Of course I will. It's only inevitable that I do. I don't go around advertising my work to co-workers! I'm very subtle about it. But between you and me, I'm really excited for it too.
Stays. But mind you, I get really restless sometimes.
Haha, by all means, don't hold back! Tell us how you really feel about her. I hope you take me to the premiere so I can be one of the first to see it. It's only fair after all, I gave you a swashbuckling good time at mine.
Books, I could write books, but I don't want to exploit the poor girl. She's still young. She'll learn still. Or we'll have to kill her. I'll take you to a premiere, how about that? If you're good, we'll even get to sit next to each other.
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Good! I've been slacking on my rent, so go pay for the ticket, go see the film, tell all your friends to see it too. I'll dedicate my kitchen to you.
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You're. A filthy bastard, aren't you?
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And by the looks of it, I'm not the only one. Stay.
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Stays. But mind you, I get really restless sometimes.
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I'll do my best to cure it.
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It'll be tough work, I hope you realise.
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