Dude... Do we really need to have this conversation again? Hearing this twice in 3 months is way too much. It's almost worse than running into Anal Queen or Ron talk about having sex.
But while on the subject...
Ladies, make sure you keep it trim. For those going european, all nat-ur-al... don't expect a whole lotta play from the boys. The fun about muff diving is being able to come back up for air. Having to spread the hair beds to reach the Pink Paradise sucks. We're not asking that you shave it porn star, but something manageable is a-ok with me. Speaking of manageable, it's time for my monthly trimming.
Oh my Lord....I was disturbed the first time Travis told me his balls were "tender" on that particular day and that he once used Tony's shaver to shave his pubes. Now I'm disturbed again. BUT, since the topic has arisen...I feel that it is my duty to share....
From a woman's perspective on the subject.... I have to agree with my other half on this one but with respect to males. Manageability is key...A forest of pubes makes girls cringe....Porn star would obviously hurt like a bitch so it's really not feasible. Something in between would be your best bet.
I think we are all making suggestions to others (the opposite sex) and discreetly revealing our own grooming habits at the same time. You can make inferences on whatever you may wish, with that being said.... :)
Oh and sorry about the "tony's shaver" confusion...somewhere along the line, I remember hearing something to that effect....perhaps it was just a gross comment that was said in a kidding way that for some reason I believed...does anyone else remember this particular discussion in question???? ( so i dont' feel like i'm just making things up???) :)
i think this is quite possibly the most disturbing thing i think i have ever read in my life.
but i must include my grooming habits. i hate hair. so therefore i keep as much away from that area as possible. not to mention when it comes to be that time of the month, you just wanna die. i know you probably already threw up, its okay, shit happens.
Dear Jesus in heaven> Talking about pubic grooming and that time of the month. SPEEEEEWWWWW
But anyways,
Everyone should keep some sense of trim. I hate to go down town and find the chick is related to buddy jackson. So trim, shave, groom to keep satan happy and not flossing with pubes.
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But while on the subject...
Ladies, make sure you keep it trim. For those going european, all nat-ur-al... don't expect a whole lotta play from the boys. The fun about muff diving is being able to come back up for air. Having to spread the hair beds to reach the Pink Paradise sucks. We're not asking that you shave it porn star, but something manageable is a-ok with me. Speaking of manageable, it's time for my monthly trimming.
PUBES WANG CHODE!
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From a woman's perspective on the subject....
I have to agree with my other half on this one but with respect to males. Manageability is key...A forest of pubes makes girls cringe....Porn star would obviously hurt like a bitch so it's really not feasible. Something in between would be your best bet.
BALD EAGLE!!!
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Oh and sorry about the "tony's shaver" confusion...somewhere along the line, I remember hearing something to that effect....perhaps it was just a gross comment that was said in a kidding way that for some reason I believed...does anyone else remember this particular discussion in question???? ( so i dont' feel like i'm just making things up???) :)
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but i must include my grooming habits. i hate hair. so therefore i keep as much away from that area as possible. not to mention when it comes to be that time of the month, you just wanna die. i know you probably already threw up, its okay, shit happens.
travis, you're a sick, sick, dirty old man.
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But anyways,
Everyone should keep some sense of trim. I hate to go down town and find the chick is related to buddy jackson.
So trim, shave, groom to keep satan happy and not flossing with pubes.
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