The origin of captain face!

[mccaptainface]

Once, about 1 million years ago last tuesday, a large explosion happened off the coast of what is now know as france. This caused a giant disturbance in a certain air current, all of these molecules spinning around and mingling like a sweet 16 party, caused a smaller, more, sincere explosion, thus giving life to the french moustachtic, goggle

Comments

[sexion8]

Hello. I'm a damsel in distress, will you come over?

[mccaptainface]

Sure darling, then maybe we can have a cup of tea afterwards, but if it's a serious relationship or even a one night stand you are in the need of, I can't help you there. I am but one person, and having intamite relations with other people may cause me to be distracted from my actual job, which is saving the world from devastation.

So what exactly are you in the need of?

[sexion8]

Typical woman stuff: someone to paint the garage and fix the garbage disposal when she asks them to.

Perhaps "distress" is the wrong word -- I should've written that I was a damsel in need of repairs around the house.

[ivangrozny]

in before handful of morons

[mccaptainface]

I am confused with this comment, I don't know whether to be appalled by this statement or delighted, so I plan to stay neutral, like Belgium, mmm waffles.

[addiejd]

Hello back.

[luper]

I NEED A MAKEOVER, STAT!