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[mcconaughey]

I was nudged something like thirty-six times last night. Luke Wilson, this one goes out to you. Amelia Warner, you'll get yours eventually, but this one has the Willie Nelson song about gay cowboys, and I thought it was more apropos to pick the gay Texan, I don't know

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zooey is so cute, i can't stand it.

[sarahjessparker]

WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE ME? YOU'RE SO MEAN, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT I WAS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE CO-WORKERS!! >:O I AM NOT SENDING YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR, MATTHEW MCSKJFJFEHEY.

isn't she just? she is the best part of this movie.

[mcconaughey]

CLEARLY I WAS LYING TO YOUR FACE, PECULIAR ESS JAY PEE. I AM NOT RETURNING YOUR CLOTHES WHEN I BORROW THEM FOR HALLOWEEN, BRAT.

[sarahjessparker]

Stop being such a bitch! Trust me when I say that one of these days I'ma get on AIM and slap you into place.

[mcconaughey]

You say that like I know how to be anything else. See, I must hate you, because if I liked you, I would hang out with you enough for you to realize that I never see slapping as a very bad thing, but only if Zach is the one doing it. :D

[wilsonluke]

Hahaha wait. I think I need to download and listen to this song first before I can appropriately comment. Though I must say, Amelia Warner made me nudge you. She paid me in ice cream because she has no career and therefore cannot pay in anything other than ice cream. And you know I'm a fatty, so I was more than willing to help her out with the nudging. Thus, this is just a great big added bonus and now that I've downloaded, listened, and reread, I am memorying it. But moving on. I am going to comment about every part of this simply because I feel like I must

[sarahjessparker]

GO STAND IN THE CORNER, WILSON. ------------------->

[wilsonluke]

WHY? IS YOUR HUSBAND STANDING IN IT, CAUSE OKAY, GLADLY.

[sarahjessparker]

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME. AGAIN.

[zdeschanel]

there is a giant ad for the movie hanging off of the side of madison square garden, it's kind of scary and thank god it's not my picture up there.

[mcconaughey]

That is because whoever hung it has really bad taste in films. I sort of wish that it was you, because I am convinced that you are going to be the only good part of this movie.

Haha, PS.

[wilsonluke]

[mcconaughey]

The one on the right I guess will have to be me, because he's got nicer abs that the pasty one with the cheesy grin on the left, who, given that criteria, could only be you. That said, LOL @ OUR CHAPS.

[wilsonluke]

I only have about thirty more seconds before I gotta jet outta here so I can't reply to the big comment again though I plan on doing it so I can tell you what exact things being my sugar daddy entails, and I am sure you will gladly agree afterwards. But I had to reply to this to say that I thought the one on the left was you at first cause of his cheesey grin and moppy hair. But you are right, I don't have abs like that. Fuck our chaps, is that tin foil over our crotches, and if so, what the hell?

[mcconaughey]

How dare you skip off on me like this. Hahaha, you make it sound so ominous, because I do know what your idea of fun is and I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. We're protecting our nuts from alien attacks? Who knows, maybe the idea is make our cocks look like 3 Musketeers so someone will come along and be like, oh, candy!

[ex_m_moore697]

anyone who dislikes sarah jessica parker needs to be shot, i just thought you should know. and LMAO DID YOU REALLY SAY DIDDLE THEIR BEANS???? i say flick their beans all the time, you're silly

[mcconaughey]

Every time someone thinks I need to be shot, I never consider it all that threatening, probably because I take it out of context That said, I think you are probably her only fan. LMAO WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE, AND ANY OTHER TERM FOR THAT PART OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT UP MY BREAKFAST.