I'll take no excuse to keep me out.

[mcconaughey]

At twenty-one, Sarah was a very agreeable young lady. In fact, it was the opinion of many that young Sarah resembled an attenuated Audrey Hepburn, minus the pin curls. She was fluent in French and she spent all her money hard-earned at her grocery store job on black eyeliner and smudged it over her eyes before she ever left the house, no excuses.

Comments

[l_lohan]

i'm the cake right.

[mcconaughey]

You are. I'll have you, and if you're not ethically opposed to cannibalism, I'll eat you, too.

[garofalo_j]

blow out the candles and make a wish

[mcconaughey]

I do so much blowing already that it's scientifically impossible to light a fire around me. I already got my birthday present this year. I'd be a glutton if I asked for anything else.

[garofalo_j]

You wouldn't be a glutton, you'd be a human.

[mcconaughey]

I like to tell people that I'm Superman. That probably wasn't as funny as it's supposed to be.

[kreukkristin]

In a wheelchair

[mcconaughey]

You're like the hospice coming to feed me because I can't move my arms from all that office.

[mcconaughey]

I think I must have been slightly delusional when I made that comment. Or very, very, very tired. I think I meant arthritis, not office.

[kreukkristin]

You're already growing senile. Do you remember my name, at least? I'll wear it on a tag on the breast of my shirt.

[skeeterulrich]

AHAHA I still make out to that song. :(

[mcconaughey]

Ahahahaha, who else would make out with you besides me. We are awful for listening to Whitesnake.

[skeeterulrich]

Well I'm sure that if we ever did make out, I'd have tons of people knocking down my door. Supposedly there's something hot about two Southern Boys hittin it? Haha at least it's not Haddaway?

[mcconaughey]

We could probably sell tickets to a show like that. Make up bunches of money that I'll never spend. When I was a kid, I didn't set up a lemonade stand. I set up a kissing booth. I think Whitesnake is probably worse.

[marla_sokoloff]

It's the accent.

[mcconaughey]

Yes, but why?

[marla_sokoloff]

I don't know really. A southern accent is something I've always found sexy, but there is something about your accent that is even sexier. I blame A Time To Kill. No one should look that pretty when they are covered in sweat, but you pulled it off so obviously it has to be the accent.

[mcconaughey]

Well, if it was someone else, you might not find it sexy at all. That sounds arrogant of me. I've just had people say to me, Southern was never sexy until I heard it on you. Maybe it's just the way that it's packaged? On the contrary, I think everyone looks better covered in sweat. It's the most human, carnal state. It conjures up delightful images and it makes you wonder what it'd be like to experience. Well, you get the picture. I'm a very old pervert.