I'll take no excuse to keep me out.

[mcconaughey]

At twenty-one, Sarah was a very agreeable young lady. In fact, it was the opinion of many that young Sarah resembled an attenuated Audrey Hepburn, minus the pin curls. She was fluent in French and she spent all her money hard-earned at her grocery store job on black eyeliner and smudged it over her eyes before she ever left the house, no excuses.

Comments

[acurry]

oh whitesnake. you could blame the huffing, but really how long did it take you to attempt to unhook a bra before she passed out. unless you were just that good to get it on the first try.

[mcconaughey]

Whitesnake is grand, believe me. Just that song, though. I don't care for anything else. Hahaha, cut me a break. I was sixteen and a firm believer that they were unnecessary, anyway. It was my first breast experience and probably the reason I'm afraid of them now.

[driver_amelia]

Bra's are a necessary evil, unfortunately. And Whitesnake, not a bad selection.

[mcconaughey]

I'm just like every man alive. For me, they're constantly perplexing and completely unnecessary, as I was telling somebody else. See here, I thought that I'd be mocked.

[driver_amelia]

Never mocked. See, I can only speak for myself, not the whole female race, but I don't like them. For certain functions, you just can't go without one, but they're tight and binding. Sometimes I prefer the freedom without. Sometimes I can't. Wouldn't want to go running and give myself a black eye, heh.

[mcconaughey]

I guess all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy? This comment is already inexcusable. Let them fly free, is what I say. I know that it's all about what's socially acceptable, but if they're even halfway legalizing weed in Colorado, I think it should be okay for women to walk around naked if they want. I feel fortunate I'm a man, really. As intriguing as they are, they'd get in my way.

[staitejewel]

Pssst. Happy birthday.

[mcconaughey]

I know it. One more day to go. Please don't calculate my age. I'm telling everyone I'm twenty-one.

[staitejewel]

I won't try to figure out how many years of experience you have, then. Why twenty-one? Things are so uncertain at that age!

[mcconaughey]

Because when you hit thirty-six, you're gonna wish you were twenty-one again. Not as uncertain as you think when you put it into perspective.

[sarahjessparker]

Happy early birthday, you old man.

[mcconaughey]

You are atrocious for calling me old. Hahaha, that icon. I really wanna fuck you, baby.

[sarahjessparker]

Atrocious is such a horrible word though, let's just go with obnoxious bitch. But wait! ... Are you acting now?

[mcconaughey]

Fine. You're not atrocious. I'm not that old. Haha, I'm so paranoid about it. Haha god, I'm big, okay. I have people that you can call to verify.

[l_donaldson]

and what happened then when she woke up.

[mcconaughey]

I think she wondered why she had come over in the first place. You're the first to ask that question in all the times I've told this story.

[l_donaldson]

i'm surprised.

[mcconaughey]

I am too, actually. But I like that that was the first thing that came to mind. You can't handle things without conclusions and I'm sort of the same.