I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

[mcconaughey]

Now, more than ever, this seems appropriate

Comments

[jlynnconnelly]

Am I quite possibly the first comment? Allow me to attempt at not dying of shock. You are the man with the bongos, so this entry ceased to surprise me.

[mcconaughey]

You are, actually. It's not difficult to be first. I'm mostly long-winded and a lot of people never know what to say. And look, I changed my name just because you called me Don Juan. I'm the man with the bongos, but I think being sexually aroused by food is a little much, even for me.

[jlynnconnelly]

I beg to differ, sir plethora of commentary. I'm flattered, but it's a rather accurate nickname if I do say so myself. There truly are worse things to be aroused by.

[mcconaughey]

Maybe I'm just a smart ass with a penchant for telling stories. I'm going to have everyone call me Don from now on. I'm not really a Don Juan, though. I'm fairly particular in my partners, but I'm a flirt for sure. Like what?

[campbelln]

Hmm. If I had a garden, I would high you. Especially if I ever manage to get English roses growing in my backyard back home.

If eating food gives you a tingle... Ha, and I do not even have to finish that sentence because I know you are as dirty as I am.

[mcconaughey]

Haha, not with a butter knife, you wouldn't. And you'd have to get me asleep first. Does this mean I can park my trailer in your yard?

I'm innocent as innocent can be, Neve Campbell. What in the world are you implicating here?

[campbelln]

I do not have a front yard, Matthew. You will have to go around and park in the back.

Oh, nothing, then. I could not live with myself if I were the one to have to corrupt your fragile and innocent mind.

[mcconaughey]

Hahaha, was that a euphemism for something offensive and disgusting? Whether it was or wasn't, all I have to say is that you may not have enough room around the back. It's a big trailer.

Tell me. Give me an education, girl. I can never see an innocent without wanting to corrupt.

[benicio]

Is that to me?

[mcconaughey]

Which part?

[benicio]

The last two paragraphs.

[mcconaughey]

What do you think?

[kreukkristin]

I would hardly say an exception and I'm sure you were waiting for me to say that.

[mcconaughey]

I was, but you are, whether you believe it or not. And I will continue to tell you until it's drilled into your head.

[kreukkristin]

It wasn't funny this morning when you realized that I had finally fallen asleep and pretended you weren't still breathing by the way, but I'll forgive you I think

[mcconaughey]

All right, I know that I promised that I wouldn't do that, but I had to do it once just to say that I did. You don't have to at first, I can talk you into it. I just wanted a little mouth to mouth recussitation, you know. My intentions were purely good.

[lohman_ali]

i think you and i share the same passion about food

[mcconaughey]

Do we really? We have something in common. We can spend hours staring at the refrigerator and not eating lest we get too aroused to keep our hands to ourselves.

[lohman_ali]

okay perhaps we don't have the same kind of passion for food; i wouldn't last five minutes without my hands grabbing for something in the refridgerator

[mcconaughey]

Whereas I have to stop to keep myself from getting too aroused. I will just watch you eat and try not to lust over your doughnut or whatever.