Comments | mcconaughey: Marxism.

mcconaughey

Marxism.

Nov 14, 2005 04:10

He had quarter-sized bruises on his hips that I hated even though I was the one that put them there. It's one of the risks you run when you fuck a person within hours of your first meeting. You say your greetings, "Hi, how are you doing? My name is Matthew." and "Hello, Matthew, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." You start the inevitable ( Read more... )

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garofalo_j November 14 2005, 09:17:34 UTC

I already told you that I was not going to be anonymous here. This was really beautifully written, for what it's worth. And don't think so poorly of yourself, if nothing else at least you always know that you are easy on the eyes. and AHHAA DID YOU ALLUDE TO MASTURBATION? GOD YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. <33

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 09:20:59 UTC

I probably would have figured you out anyway. Hahaha, this was shit, I did it in ten minutes. And I actually think that everything's right with me save for the fact that I'm kind of slutty, and I definitely don't want to be with anybody as slutty as I am. Does that make sense? Haha, jesus, it's late and I feel like I worded this all wrong. YES I DID. I WAS GOING TO WRITE A WHOLE POST ABOUT IT BUT WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT ME TOUCHING MYSELF. :'(

garofalo_j November 14 2005, 09:24:30 UTC

First of all, no comment on the whole fucking people as slutty as you are, second of all who would want to hear about you touching yourself when they could be touching...yourself?

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 09:26:42 UTC

Hahaha, I didn't mean it like that. You know what it mean. You can read my mind, can't you? You make it sound like I'm an exhibit in a petting zoo. Come touch the Matthew, ladies and gentlemen. Feed him peanuts and he'll roll over and let you rub his... belly?

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Ell Eye Vee Eye En. sienna_g November 14 2005, 09:21:25 UTC

I'm caught on one part of this.

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 09:24:50 UTC

Which part?

sienna_g November 14 2005, 09:26:18 UTC

Using, discarding.

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 09:27:22 UTC

At least no one can say that I'm not honest?

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anonymous November 14 2005, 11:55:42 UTC

Does sunshine on your shoulders make you happy?

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 16:31:46 UTC

And sunshine almost always makes me high. :'(

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mcconaughey November 16 2005, 05:40:56 UTC

LMFAO SIGN ON

anonymous November 14 2005, 14:20:35 UTC

hey co-star.

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 16:33:04 UTC

Hello. Is a co-star I've had the extreme pleasure of getting to know carnally or no?

zdeschanel November 14 2005, 19:16:56 UTC

haha no.

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 19:30:05 UTC

Haha, which means you are probably one of the smarter ones. Hi, you. How's life?

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zachbraff November 14 2005, 14:24:09 UTC

Evidently my thinking too much is contagious. If I say thank you for last night I wonder if people are going to assume you bruised my hips, or tonight. I could care less, really. And look, I was right.

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 16:35:35 UTC

When I talk about this kind of shit, it's hard to get me to stop. If you do say thank you for last night, I'm sure people are going to assume something because I do have that kind of charm, you know? Besides, there's very little to thank me for. Which part were you right about?

zachbraff November 14 2005, 21:37:04 UTC

I think you were holding back. Haha, yeah, I know. Just say you're welcome and shut up. The you know, whole bullshit part.

mcconaughey November 14 2005, 22:06:52 UTC

I don't think may people would like it if I told the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I won't say you're welcome because you might eventually have the chance to return the favor. Nah, it's not bullshit. I still maintain that there's nothing but space inside my chest cavity.