Comments | mcconaughey: As if my ego really needs this right now.

mcconaughey

As if my ego really needs this right now.

Nov 16, 2005 21:30

( I had something important to say, but this obviously takes precedent. )

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zachbraff November 17 2005, 11:50:42 UTC

I wonder if they do a Dorkiest Man Alive issue. I'd totally rock that.

mcconaughey November 17 2005, 23:25:00 UTC

Hey, you're not dorky. Or, if you are, so am I, because like recognizes like. Instead, we can pretend that we're both sexy. I don't think anybody would disagree. I just woke up, gross.

zachbraff November 18 2005, 03:08:08 UTC

LAZY.

mcconaughey November 18 2005, 07:40:08 UTC

>:O I was going to give you my Saturday night, but FORGET IT.

l_lohan November 17 2005, 14:55:49 UTC

lol............

mcconaughey November 17 2005, 23:26:10 UTC

Hahaha, what are you doing on Saturday.

sarahjessparker November 17 2005, 15:08:05 UTC

Oh, never was there a doubt in my mind.

mcconaughey November 17 2005, 23:27:43 UTC

Hahaha, shhhhh. They should have picked Patrick Dempsey or anybody who is not me. My ego will be awful after this, I promise you. My brothers already hate me for all the bragging I'm doing.

sabullock November 17 2005, 15:59:37 UTC

Oh, this is thrilling. I've slept with the sexiest man alive. :-*

mcconaughey November 17 2005, 23:30:40 UTC

Haha, oh you. Shhh. At least I've slept with the sexiest woman alive. That's the only thing that makes me any kind of sexy, that I had the good taste to keep you. :-*

sabullock November 18 2005, 01:38:04 UTC

Sweet talker. You forgot to mention that you only kept me for so long. ;-*

jordan_hanson November 17 2005, 16:44:42 UTC

Wait until you see the roles I could take after this. You're going to see my gut hanging over, plus 22 (pounds). It'll be a whole new kind of sexy!

Before I even read through your post, the first thing that popped in my head was similar to the quote above. It was along the lines of "Shit, with that kind of pressure, I'd shave my head and find ways to maim my face."

Hi, I heard you liked being stalked by Hanson brothers.

mcconaughey November 17 2005, 23:34:03 UTC

Actually, if you believe what you read in the tabloids, I apparently had some kind of surgery about a month ago that was generally non-specific except that it was supposed to make me less attractive.

Hahaha, I am in love with Hanson, all right. Skeet Ulrich and I are really big fans. I think it's because you all are from close to home.

jordan_hanson November 18 2005, 00:08:52 UTC

Seriously? I guess I'm a little out of date on my ohnotheydidnt reading. The lengths we go to in order to be more than just a pretty face. It's an interesting phenomenon, isn't it? How vanity is synonymous vapidity? Don't believe the hype.

That was my attempt at facetiousness, so consider me flattered. We're just all down home southern boys.

skeeterulrich November 18 2005, 00:24:44 UTC

You weren't supposed to mention my name >:O