Friends Only.

[mcconaughey]

For the record: this is a fake journal associated with the Must Be Pop universe. I am not Matthew McConaughey and I have no affiliation with Matthew McConaughey. I'm down with semagic, so add me and I'll add you back. It's not necessary to comment. However, once a journal hits six weeks, I ban_set them, so if you come back after dying and you want

Comments

[heatha_ledger]

You better not have banset me because I am not dead >:O

[mcconaughey]

I have a fondness for gay cowboys, how could I possibly banset you?????

[heatha_ledger]

Well you removed me, you homo. But I guess in your defense, I removed you first.

[mcconaughey]

Yes, yes you did! And don't call me a homo, I'm totally reformed.

[katwinslet]

Couldn't resist adding you.

[mcconaughey]

And I've returned the favor, pretty girl. Hi, how are you?

[jerpiven]

Matty, Matty, Matty.

[mcconaughey]

Jer, Jer, Jer. Somehow, this nickname is not as annoying as Matty.

[jerpiven]

You haven't figured out that's why I call you that?

[mcconaughey]

I know it's the only reason. I feel six years old whenever you say it. I hope you know what I did to the little punkasses that taunted me with that name.

[prettyman]

i hope you dont mind me adding you. :[

[mcconaughey]

Not at all, Tristan. It's my sincerest pleasure to reciprocate.

[anonymous]

I am anonymously commenting creepily with ! If you haven't any clue who this is, ask Luke. I miss you, McConaughey.

[mcconaughey]

If this is who I think that it is, COME BACK RIGHT NOW.

[anonymous]

Sigh, never. But I still love you! Tell Zooey I've said hello.

[mcconaughey]

Why not! Are you done for good everywhere? For a while there, so was I, but I got sucked back in. We really need to catch up. At least send me an email or something!