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that's right, my bar exam results came in the mail today.

I PASSED!!!!

huzzah, i'm going to law it up, michigan!

leave all compliments/legal questions in the comments section.

i knew i could do this. thank you all for supporting me over the last three years.
maybe now that i'm done studying, we can actually hang out. :P

so on saturday night i got wasted at the elk's lodge. i got kicked out for not taking off my hat. you know, because clearly nothing signals gang involvement quite like a fedora and suspenders. have we learned nothing from Andre 3000? this is why i should never kick it in bars where the entire staff has been bussed in from eastside detroit. thug ( Read more... )

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so i was watching the Tavis Smiley Show on PBS tonight and tomorrow's guest is Lily Allen.

can someone tell me what the fuck that shit is about?

i just googled these and no results! can you believe it? so here you go.

"Michelle Malkin is a dicknuts"

"Michelle Malkin's love udders have cancer"

"Michelle Malkin is into gas mask porn"

AND IT BURNS UP YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM!

NO FACE ON YOUR HEAD!!!!

burned up when I THREW ACID ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there was a waterbug on my bedroom wall

(spoken aloud to no one) how do i blast that fucker
(runs to bathroom, returns)
(spoken aloud to bug) FUCKER YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET BLASTED
(blasts fucker)*

*sprays wall with Lemon-Scented Scrubbing Bubbles Antibacterial Soap-Scum Remover

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i just pushed a neighbour's car uphill out of an icy ditch in our shared backyard. yeah, i know- surprise, surprise; MCCULLEN is a huge jock and tasks like this come easy to him. i am pretty masculine [case in point: i only wear Gaultier's clear mascara]. however, the comcomitant hard-on i got after successfully moving an automobile with my ( ( Read more... )