My latest

[mcdanger]

Ever since I released my breakout hit "Shame and Asswarts", my people have been practically CLAMORING for a sequel. Well, okay, it's not really a sequel, and they weren't really clamoring per se, and I don't actually have people, but what the hell. I wrote another essay, this one dealing with pep assemblies. I know it's not gonna be as popular

Comments

from Mike (Hip Nixon)

[anonymous]

I am always impressed by your writing. "Once you read the title you already had figured that I’m referring to..." was simply brilliant, theres so little use for suspence in writing when people read the back of a book before the read inside. Plot summaries are the death of suspence, and you make a nod to this.
Also, the point is dead on. I was on the math team in high school. we got such little achkowledgement, and when we finally where, we were dubbed "mathletes." I was insulted, it's saying that the only legitimate competitions we can engage in are sports. As much as I hate fat people, I hate people who dedicate themselves to sports even more. we must talk sometime about the olympics, I think you'll agree with me