Not sure.
You know that guy that terrifies all the religious zealouts? Even if he wasn’t in your close circle of friends, you probably went to high school with him; or you’ve seen him at the downtown bus plaza. Lanky, shoulder length hair; seemingly coated in Crisco, he stands well over 6 feet in his all black leather ensemble. This is, of course, in the middle of August. Is he dying of heat stroke? Probably so, if the almost paranormal odor wafting from his disturbing frame is any indication. This bizzare image is usually so distracting your eyeline generally isn’t attracted towards the petite petal next to him. However, you realize that eventually you’ll have to stop staring, especially since you’re beginning to combine it with laughing, two things you really shouldn’t do to the insane. So you look to his left, and find yourself staring into the dopiest pair of doey blue eyes you’ve ever witnessed. Is she actually with him, or does she just happen to be positioned there? What’s the deal here? Then you see a boney, leather encased arm snake around her slim shoulders and you realize; Oh sweet Lord, they are dating.