So he didn't kill the dog.

No. Instead Bonnie's calling to complain about Hector limping back and forth through her condo and sniffing out the medicine cabinet.

NOTICE: I have no deadline set up for these. You'll get em, just might be a while.

Stolen from dr_greghouse_md. Because I totally have no other standing obligations on my priority list and I enjoy being masochistic. Then again, not many people read this so perhaps it'll work out fine ( Read more... )

So much for guilt being irrelevant.

OOC: For House and Wilson's eyes only. rp for dr_greghouse_md

There are certain moments in life when you're not there. You're simply not there. There's nothing you can do about it, no reason to apologize for it, nothing to change it. Things happen and they happen quickly. I, of all people, can understand and appreciate just how quickly things can go wrong ( Read more... )

He's going to kill that dog.

And Bonnie's going to kill me. Well, not kill me. I'll just never hear the end of it.

Bonnie wasn't home from work yet. Part of you is relieved, and you drop your keys on the table noisily before walking into the living room. You're just about to sit down in your chair when you hear Hector barking down the hall. Instead of sitting you look down the hallway curiously and see the light on in the bathroom. You never leave the light on ( Read more... )

The sound of his office door closing behind him resounded throughout the room and Wilson wasted no time walking around his desk and sitting down with a sigh of relief. He stared at the black handle of his work phone for a second and picked up the pencil he'd left next to his keyboard. Rolling the pencil between his fingers, he noticed the glare ( Read more... )

She's writhing underneath me and I'm making a good show of just how much this means.

( Cut for R-rated content )

The last interview I'm doing. Really.

( Questions from the Colonel )

“Don't!” shouted Jimmy. His eyes wouldn't stop stinging and no matter how many times he blinked the blur wouldn't go away ( Read more... )