We get that you're an ego maniacal dickhead with a serious double-standard issue going on.  Now please shut the hell up about nappy headed hoes.

Last night I came home and I found out that the retards that were taking care of all the trees don't know what they're doing.

I kinda knew this on Saturday when they tore up our driveway (it will have to be repoured, the crane they used messed it up real bad, I guess it was too heavy), and they also cut the cable line to the house.  I didn't really ( Read more... )

So earlier today I saw that the stupid bitch Rosie O'Donnell was talking about 9/11 and how it's a conspiracy on that show of hers I guess on Friday.  She said "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY FIRE HAS MELTED STEEL" or something to that effect ( Read more... )

It's kind of funny how some little things can sometimes cheer you up, and make you feel better about stuff ( Read more... )

Today when I got into work, my boss wanted to have a word with me so I went in to his office, thinking I was in trouble.  Well, he basically told me that at the end of my 90 day contract... he wants to pick me.  I'm not sure if I want to stay, though.  The reason is, the dealership right down the street from my house gave me a call; they want to ( Read more... )

My dad is in jail. Right now. I guess the first thing that came to his mind was "contact the boys", because I got a call from his lawyer yesterday, and my brother did, as well. She called and left a voicemail, it went a little something like this ( Read more... )

Today is just one of those days that you wouldn't care what ends it, just so long as it ends.  I think i'm going to be going to sleep as soon as I finish typing this up.  It kind of started when I got to work and my boss yelled at me for leaving early on Friday.  I left early when someone told me I could/should.  Anyways, he told me never to do ( Read more... )

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast ( Read more... )

Last night mom and Jim were arguing about some stupid shit, probably the same stupid shit they always argue about, and long story short, it ended with Jim accusing mom of cheating, and taking off in his Corvette.  You know, the usual.  Well Jim hasn't come home since, which to be honest is a nice break, because then I don't have to listen to him ( Read more... )

So it's 4:25 in the morning, and I'm waiting until 5:00, for me to head off to my first day, unofficial though it may be, of work.  Counting crap in their warehouse, for their semi-annual inventory.  I should probably be wearing jeans and a hoodie or something, since warehouses tend to be dirty, but mom's insisted on me dressing up, so that I have ( Read more... )