"I'm not a liar." "THAT'S JUST WHAT A LIAR WOULD SAY."
As evidenced by these gifs/this photo, Sunday is a wonderful, magical night of medieval buddy comedies and slumbering whixers. Even though Prince Charming, Red Riding Hood, Arya Stark, and Gendry Waters were barely in this week's episodes of their respective shows. I think they collectively had five lines. And most of those were Charming and Red weeping perfect emo tears and shrieking, respectively. I DON'T CARE THEY'RE THE REAL STARS.
Speaking of my whixer, she's 11 months old now! The little whixer isn't quite so little anymore. She's 47lbs of flatulent wiggleness. Today the poor wee one got so excited she wiggled head-first into a door. She's quite alright, but this klutziness has me worried that she takes after me, and given that I've given myself a ton of mild-to-serious injuries over the years (most recently a hand wound (pictured four days after initial injury - it was gruesome and bloody at first) delivered with the deadliest weapon of all: uncooked pasta), that's not a good thing.
