"Is that hut on fire?" "Oh my, what an unexplained tragedy."
This post was just in case you didn't have enough baby seal in your life (and really, you didn't have enough baby seal in your life, because you never can have enough baby seal in your life).
Also it's very humid here, and I would really like something to eat or drink, but then I would have to move :(
I wish I owned a weather machine that could control the weather. Or that I was Storm from X-Men. Or just that my house had AC. Any of those things would do.
PS. Happy Birthday to you! You know who you are.