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Doctor Brown once beat Jesus and Andre Agassi in a match of doubles tennis. By himself.
If cut, Doctor Brown bleeds the finest coffee in the world. It even has milk foam on top.
Doctor Brown has only eaten one potato chip. Ever.
Doctor Brown flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean roughly 30 years before the birth of Lindbergh.
Doctor Brown once wrote a book. It got poor reviews, because it was so awesome that it made critics' eyes bleed.
Doctor Brown truly invented the George Foreman grill. But only as a method to distill fat into an injectable form. And only to prove that he was impervious to cardiovascular disease.
Doctor Brown can make a rock so big that he cannot lift it.
Doctor Brown loves pizza. His favorite topping is the souls of the damned.
Doctor Brown can spit coffee up to 30 feet. He has frills on the side of his head. Like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park.
A student once told Dr. Brown that he did not believe in the MLA format. This student was found dead of coffee burn related injuries.
Doctor Brown can prove that an arrow will hit it's target mathematically.
Lucky is the second mascot that Lucky Charms has had. The first one was killed after denying a child age Doctor Brown a bowl of cereal.
The movie Rambo 3 was loosely based on Doctor Brown's visit to Afghanistan.
If you ask Doctor Brown a question he will try to punch you. Do not duck, because he will only punch you for that too. And Doctor Brown never misses.
Grenada had the finest military in the world. However, when the United States sent Doctor Brown in with nothing but a combat knife, Grenada buckled after only 14 hours.
Doctor Brown has a plan for world peace. It involves the extermination of everyone.
Doctor Brown would eat a homeless person. You don't even have to dare him.
A man once asked Doctor Brown to teach him everything he knew about peace. That man was Buddha.
Doctor Brown once caused a student's head to explode just by thinking. And he didn't have to think that hard.
Those are all definately true or definately false. One OR the other.