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Snails: The New Facial
In Salt Lake City, an 11-year-old boy hopes to break the world record for the most snails on his face.  When asked how he got such an idea, he replied that his sister originally gave her the idea when he found out about her facial, breaking the Utah record for the most s**** on her face.

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[boffo]

I could be mistaken, but I think that devil-smile-kid was one of the kids on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.