would that make you happy?

[mcmonkeylove]

a woman i work with just passed by the copier and asked me to make ten copies. then told a coworker right in front of me that i didn't give her a memo that she had just seen. kick ass.

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[rockthehotbox]

she sounds like a real snatch. you should set her on fire.

[mcmonkeylove]

i really wanted to bite part of her face off. i thought about that for awhile and then i felt better. btw who are you?

[rockthehotbox]

right on. i am your biggest fan. you seem to be one of the only interesting people in the kc lj community. most of the people in there are pretty disturbing. after discovering this gem: _kitikat_ ... i threw up a little and began to shake. beware.

[mcmonkeylove]

my biggest fan? i know some tranny hookers who could fight you for that title. are you from kc? did we make out at a party? are you my illegitimate child? lylas.