MSU is under attack!

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The squirrels have become hostile! And what's worse, they have agents within our very borders that have gone on the offensive! I have personally witnessed the atrocities they are capable of, and have seen just how far they are willing to go to achieve their nefarious goals! Now, listen as I tell my tale

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[citizenhoze]

i knew the homeland security alert went to orange for a reason...

[bluejewel22]

gordon and i saw the littlest squirrel today (size of a chipmunk) that, in gordon's word, had big cahones because it kept chasing the big, fat, gray and black squirrels around. it was a fast little sucker.

now that you've announced their plan, they might opt for a more subversive method...such as going for the feet! if they can't attack from above then by golly, they'll attack from below!

[bluejewel22]

and also,

better you than me...if i had walked a bit faster, i would have been where you were! (oh wait you weren't supposed to know i was stalking you oops)

[mcquee23]

As I said before, I'm stalking you too, so it's only fair.
Also, you say the littlest squirrel was chasing a big fat black squirrel? Perhaps there is an uprising in their midst? This could work to our advantage. Also, the Littlest Squirrel sounds like it should be a Disney movie.

[familyjules]

Egads! The squirrel attacks have spread on campus too??
Just last week my friend Shaun was telling our lab group about how the squirrel that dominates his yard at home likes to throw acorns at their heads as they stand on their porch. The squirrel is quickly honing his deadly acorn-weilding skills.

The first cross-species war is amoung us.

[mcquee23]

As the moment, the attacks seem to be isolated. I've been watching the news and have seen no mention of a larger squirrel offensive. We can only hope that these are the actions of a few rogue agents.
Not to be pessimistic, but I have to ask. Is Shaun certain that it is, indeed, one squirrel attacking in the yard? I fear that there may, in fact, be many different skills honing their aim. His yard could actually be a little terrorist squirrel training camp, where they are honing their cute little battle skills for the upcoming invasion...