SUPER FUN TIME NUMBER ONE SPRING BREAK UPDATE!!!!

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Okay, it's 5 AM and my nerdy self just got done watching the Evangelion anime series. I think it somehow managed to rape my brain enough to cause permenant damage. My brain is now just a mushy pile of good sloshing around between my ears, desperately trying to make sense of what I just saw, and failing miserably. If I made it my life's quest to

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[slothzilla]

It will be much better once you watch the movie. That is the real ending. The other one..was...just....crazy.

[monkeycollectiv]

seconded. fyi death an rebirth is a summary movie of the series (not really worth watching now), but End of Evangelion is the "real ending."

[surfngrout]

its applebees

[ximsopunkx]

Damnit, I wondered if that Jesus dude died.

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Yeah, but ~SPOILERS~ he doesn't stay dead ~END SPOILERS~

^^^

[slothzilla]

Totally ruined the next movie for me

Re: ^^^

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(Black screen, husky-voiced narrator speaking)
He died for your sins...
(shot of Jesus up on cross, screaming)
But not even death could stop him...
(cut to shot of Jesus walking out of tomb)
Jesus is coming back, and this time...
(cut to Jesus with his disciples)
Jesus: You doubt me, Thomas? Come, feel the holes in my hands and feet.
(record scratch sound effect)
Narrator: It's pure hilarity!
(Thomas touches hand and gets shocked, Jesus busts out laughing and reveals hidden joy buzzer)
This summer, the new Passion of the Christ...
(Jesus standing on a mountain-top, panning out slowly over a huge crowd)
...is stand-up comedy!
Jesus: So what's the deal with crosses?

The Passions of Christ 2:
There's Something About Jesus

[facultas]

Gibson took quite a few liberties with the violence. It isn't purely historical. It's a movie with an agenda.