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I'm gonna update real quick before class because today I noticed a couple things that bug me. First off, how the hell did "Wild Thing" become a hit song? Words struggle to describe how much that song sucks. It's on par with "Badger Badger Badger

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[citizenhoze]

and where hubert humphrey was elected president...

[slothzilla]

Wheat's

and I know exactly what you mean, they were running commercials well before that vile holiday as well. They were western themed. I wanted to cut myself.

4. The Deku Tree > diamonds

[slothzilla]

EDIT: Badger Badger Badger is not only muical genious, but it is also beautiful cinematography. You must be thinking of Toxic by Brittney Spears

[mcquee23]

I've found that the "Toxic" music video is much more amusing if you mute it and then play a nice porno theme on a CD player or something while watching it.

[hartbrakehazrad]

yeah wheat jewelers is also famous for repeating: 'bigger is better' a dozen times in one radio commercial. seriously, the one guys voice is so overly sexified, it sounds like he's insulting yoru manhood: 'you want to give her that little teeny diamond, or do you want to belly up to the table at wheat jewelers and ask for yahooda, the biggest and best diamonds around.'

but it's now been topped by some company that i have no idea their name or product:
'(sounds like: William K Dick) , simple and quick, we're the first with experience and quality.'
repeat that at least 4 times per 30 second radio spot, and you'l have people who cannot get that out of their head, and they wont' have any idea what is going on.

[mcquee23]

oh god, I remember those ads. wasn't the over-sexified voice's name Big Clyde or Big Something-Or-Other? you're right, it's like just listening to him is supposed to make your penis feel small and force you to rush over to Wheat Jewelers to compensate with a huge diamond so your girlfriend will say she loves you and you can try to convince yourself that she's not cheating on you with your best friend.

[ximsopunkx]

Don't like your girlfiend? Have her killed! Parents won't give you any money? Have them killed! Dog not fetching you a beer on the hour, every hour? Have it raped!

[bluejewel22]

jewelry is overrated

and the men that actually fall for that ad are stupid/whipped/pathetic.

[citizenhoze]

angela prefers...ummm...marks...yes...marks...

[bluejewel22]

you are correct sir.

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and for some reason the thought of Angela saying "you are correct sir" amuses me greatly