Sweet & Sour
Title:Sweet & Sour
Author:
mcrgirl729Rating:PG
Pairing:FrankxMikey
Summary:Sometimes something so good can be so bad.
POV: Mikey Way
Author's Note: This is is the Revenge Version of them.
The house was dark and quiet as i walked in.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!" the voices screamed out, booming off the walls of the small house, all belonging to close friends and family. I jumped as my mouth fell open in reflex. because Mikey Way NEVER gets scared. I Saw a flash and heard Frank's giggle as i saw stars. Soon i felt a pair of strong arms engulf me, a bone crushing hug that could only belong to my older brother, Gerard Way.
"Surprised?" He asked in my ear as my other friends wooped and cheered. I think i could hear Frank whining about the cake.
"why would you get a unicorn cake?! I'll never be able to eat it now!" He whined, followed by a smacking noise and a yelp.
"Shut up! We have cookies, cupcakes, ice cream, and a lot of other shit, go eat that!" i heard bob yell, i looked over Gerard's shoulder and saw he was cutting the cake. Frank walked over and gave me a hug and let out one of his very not so manly giggles. I smiled and hugged him back, then grimanced when he gave a me a big, sloppy birthday kiss on the cheek.
"LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!" Ray shouted, he was sitting ontop of a big speaker, he pushed a few buttons and soon Mindless Self Indulgence was booming through-out the house. Frank grabbed my hand and led me over to the cake, it was a unicorn wearing glasses that resembled mine and a grey beany. I laughed and took some frosting, andi swear i would sell gerard and my entire cd collection for a life time supplies of this icing because FUCK it was good! Bob served me the entire head (which was roughly the size of my hand, this was a HUGE cake!) and i had it gone in about 5 minutes. Cake this good should be illegal! When i was done i felt ready to burst, i guess im not used to eating this much. Unfortunatly, Frank and Bob didn't see that and he gave me another big piece of cake.
"i really should...oh well it IS pretty fuckin good....aw what the hell ill eat it anyway!" i argued outloud and happily took the cake. Ok i swear im done, no more sweets.
"OOH MIKEY LOOKIT!!! This birthday cookie is HUGE! like, bigger then frank's ass Huge!"
"HEY! you jerk it's not that big!!" oh god, dumb and dumber (a.k.a. Gerard and Frank) just HAD to find a birthday cookie, great. Next thing i see is Gerard walking over holding it on a tray smiling gleefully. It says 'happy birthday mickey way!'. How the hell did they manage to spell my name wrong!? oh well all that matters is it looks good, maybe better then the cake. I should try some, for comparison purposes.
I took a piece (of course the biggest piece, big piece of cake HAS to be compared to a big piece of cookie, duh!) and sat on a nearby red beanbag. Wow this is good. Soon it was gone, nothing but a few crumbs left and i think if someone were to disect me i would look like the inside of a twinkie, all sweet and stuff. I chatted with Lyn-Z, one of Gerard's 'friends' about bass' and stuff like that. This chick knew alot, she is now officially Mikey approved!
'DING DONG!' oh the doorbell! i got up but Frank beat me to the door. He opened it and in came brian, with a huge platter of cupcakes, oh god, GREEEN ZOMBIE cupcakes! i didn't even think that was possible to make, maybe i should try one, i mean, when am i ever gonna get another chance for green zombie cupcakes right? i strutted over like the happy boy i was and happily took one, shouting a 'thank you!' over the music. This looked absolutly disgusting but i was so curios so i bit in and my mouth died and went to heaven. Who knew zombies tasted so good! these we're also HOME-MADE zombie cupcakes! BINGO! i think i ate about four more, plus another piece of cake, and maybe another piece of birthday cookie, but i do remember having a skittles eating contest with frank.
It was about 3 in the morning when most people left, bob had fallen asleep on the couch, Ray and Gerard were sprawled out/tangled together on the floor whilst Nightmare Before Christmas played on the screen and Frank was in my bed, i ate another cupcake before getting in bed on the opposite side of frank. my stomach kinda hurts, maybe i danced too much, o well.
I rolled over and looked at the clock, its 5 in the morning, i guess fell asleep. Oh My God my stomach hurts so much, it feel like....
"OH SHIT!" i yelled out as i ran into the bathroom, falling to my knees in front of the toilet, and with a wierd retching noise i puked up everything i had eaten earlier,and gosh it was so distgusting.plus it was a Green and black mixed, curtisy of the zombie cupcakes. oh hell here we go again. I threw up again making my stomach burn, and i sat shaking on the ground silently until i heard a giggle.
"i knew you would end up like this, you never eat this much." i heard frank's cocky voice behind me, i could tell he was grinning. I politely flipped him the bird and threw up one last time. I heard him walk over and soon he was rubbing my back, ok i guess he's not a COMPLETE asshole. Then he leaned down and kissed the back of my head, ok that was just creepy.
"soo...." he started off once i had wiped my mouth and brushed my teeth.
"What?"
"What did it taste like?"
"huh?"
"You know, throwing up cupcakes and such" hmm that was a good question, i thought for a moment, thinking of lying to get him to try it, before giving him a honest anwser.
"Sweet and Sour, Duh.."