apparently, when i get angry, i get vaudeville

[mcrune]

a UPS comedy routine
so i almost went parcel last night at work. [groans from the crowd]
but seriously, i'm ready to come to blows with one of my co-workers.
he's a huge dick, and no, he's not vice president cheney on steroids. [first of the boos start]
my supervisor wants him gone too, but he would rather complain about how bored he is while watching

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[centuryofelvis]

...are you drunk?

[mcrune]

i wish...had a terrible night at work and tried a new form of therapy. it's called the Fozzie solution, and it makes any situation bear-able. i try and think up the most unfunny, but structurally sound jokes imaginable as a way to distract myself from the mind-numbing job of throwing boxes. i should have thrown in some wocka wocka wocka's.