Roleplay Quotes *sparkle sparkle*

[mct421]

Actually, we don't REALLY roleplay, we just sort of chat in-character for the sake of visualization. We're not actually floating potatoes/psychotic killers. Um. Well, I HOPE I speak for everyone there. (nod)

It probably helps to know what our characters look like, though. Luckily, this covers most of them nicely.


Smiley: *silent approach*
Trillian: (no-notice)
Smiley: *hovers three inches in front of Trillee's face, silently*
Trillian: |oo| .oO(Doot-doo-doo.. I wonder where Smiley is..)

PowerSorcerer: Hehe. {^^^}
PowerSorcerer: {ooo}
Trollan421: |oo|
Trollan421: Hey, Power...
PowerSorcerer: Yeah? {. . .}
Trollan421: Something about you is different..
Trollan421: New hairstyle? |^^|;
PowerSorcerer: No. {>o<}
Trollan421: Hmm. |oo|
Trollan421: Never mind, then. |^^|
PowerSorcerer: All right. {^^^}
Trollan421: (gives Power an anti-eye cream)
PowerSorcerer: Thanks. {ooo}
PowerSorcerer applies it.
PowerSorcerer: {} That did NOT help.
PowerSorcerer: { }
Trollan421: Well.. |oo| You were SUPPOSED to... |oo| Never mind, again.
PowerSorcerer: { } *sigh*
Trollan421: (gives Power two buttons) |oo|;
PowerSorcerer stitches them in.
PowerSorcerer: {x x}
Trollan421: (gives a thumbs up) |^^|
PowerSorcerer: How do I look?
Trollan421: Great! |^^|
Smiley-O: ^^ *thumbsup!*
PowerSorcerer: {x x} Awesome.

[Smiley-O left Channel Nevhood]
Trollan421: Now what? Party? |oo|
Taklay: Okay! :D
Taklay: *dance dance*
Trollan421: Kay! |^^|
Trollan421: *jiggle*
Taklay: ^^........ oo
Trollan421: (stops) |oo| Well, that was fun.
Taklay: *stops* Yeah. ^^;
Trollan421: |^^|;

Smiley: oo *shrugs*
Trillian: (shrugs back) |oo|
Smiley: *shrugs MORE!*
Trillian: (mega-shrug!) |OO|
Smiley: *ULTRA shrug!*
Trillian: |OO|..... (Omni-shrug!!)
Smiley: *shrug inFINITEY!*
Trillian: |OO|!! |oo|... (just shrug.)

Zroonsneez: [oo oo]
Trollan421: |- o|
Zroonsneez: [o o] [o o]
Trollan421: |OO|..
Zroonsneez: [oo oo] [oo oo]
Zroonsneez: [o o] [o o] [o o] [o o]
Trollan421: (watches Zroon multiply..)
Smiley-O: oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Trollan421: (backs away) |. .|;
Zroonsneez: [oo oo] [oo oo] [oo oo] [oo oo]
Zroonsneez: [o o] [o o] [o o] [o o] [o o] [o o] [o o] [o[oo
Smiley-O: oo a mutation!
Trollan421: It's bound to happen. |. .|
Zroonsneez: [ oo] [ oo] [ oo] [ oo] [ oo] [ oo] [ oo] [o[oo

Trollan421: Gee. |oo| (trips Power with an aledged foot as he floats by)
PowerSorcerer is aledgedly tripped.
PowerSorcerer goes flying into the concession stand.
PowerSorcerer: We have a concession stand. {oo}
Trollan421: (peeks out and waves) Hi, concession stand.
"Hi, Tril." (PowerSorcerer)
Trollan421: S'up? |oo|
"Bein' a concession stand. You?" (PowerSorcerer)
Trollan421: Oh, Trollin' about, thanks. |^^|
"No probs." (PowerSorcerer)

Trollan421: *peanutted* |xo|
Zroonsneez: [o o] Hey, a peanut.
Trollan421: It's in my eye! |xo|
Trollan421: (eats it with their eye) |- o| |oo|
PowerSorcerer: {oo}
PowerSorcerer: I think Trillee should go in the Guinness World Records.
Trollan421: Cool! |**|
PowerSorcerer: First person to ever eat a peanut without the use of their mouth. {^^}
Trollan421: Well, Kui used his butt once..
Zroonsneez: [. .] ...
PowerSorcerer: Ew. {. .}
Zroonsneez: [o o] Actually, that's SWELL!
Trollan421: |. .|;
Zroonsneez: [SWELL]
Trollan421: He also absorbed some cake through his skin.
Trollan421: We all were mighty impressed.
Zroonsneez: I sing praises of Kui, and the butt that eats, and the cake that is absorbed through the
dermal layers.

PowerSorcerer watches a pile of coconuts fall on Trillee. {^^}
Trollan421: |OO|
Trollan421: OOOOOO <--Tril's somewhere under there.

PowerSorcerer points accusingly at Trillee. {^^}
Trollan421: Whowha? |OO|
Trollan421: (is sucked into Power's finger)
PowerSorcerer: {OO}
PowerSorcerer is disgraced, with a Trillee living in his finger.

Trollan421: (gets comfy in Power's finger, sitting down on the couch, watching TV)
PowerSorcerer didn't know he had a couch and TV in there. {Oo}

Michael87: cya guy
Trollan421: (opens a hatch in Power's finger and waves bye to Mic)
PowerSorcerer: {oo} *eyes Tril*
Trollan421: (eyes back) |oo|
Trollan421: 'llo. |^^|

PowerSorcerer's corpse is poked. (PowerSorcerer)
Zroonsneez: Now, to fry up the delicious Pete.
Zroonsneez: [o o] Who wants the ear-meats?
Zroonsneez: Them's tender...
Zroonsneez: [o o] I just shouldn't go down this road.
Zroonsneez: *laugh track*
Wyndstram: "Let's play chess on his scarf!"

Takken throws a peanut at Zroon. |^^|
Zroonsneez: Hey, a peanut... it's heading toward me...
Zroonsneez gets into a serious discussion with the peanut.
Zroonsneez: [o o] Now, peanut, you see, the world economy is, like, sooooo economical...
Peanut: So it is, so it is.. (Trollan421)
Zroonsneez: The meaning of life is lemon scented cleanser.
Trollan421: I knew it. |oo|

Takken squirts Zroon with Febreez. |oo|
Zroonsneez: [><] My eyes....
Zroonsneez: [><] ...the burning...
Trollan421: |oo|
Trollan421: Your eyes are just clean now. And smell nice.
Zroonsneez: [o o] The fresh scent.
Wyndstram snerks.

Taklay eats the bracket. :] *swallow* :|
Zroonsneez: [o o ...has anyone seen my.... oh...
Taklay: OO
Taklay: Oh!
Taklay: I'm sorry. oo
Taklay: You want that back? ^^;
Zroonsneez: [== I think you'd better vomit.
Taklay: OO
Taklay vomits. XoX
Taklay: *in a bag*
Zroonsneez: [o o\ Dang straight.
Smiley-O: Ew.. . .
Taklay: @_____o
Taklay: How do you think *I* feel?
Taklay .... gives the bag to Zroon.
Taklay: Happy birthday.
Zroonsneez: [o o\
Zroonsneez: [o o] I think something got messed up there...
Taklay: Yeah?
Smiley-O: You picked the wrong bit out of the bag..
Zroonsneez: [o o] I'll BITE you!
Taklay: OO
Zroonsneez: [o o] Well, naw...
Taklay hides under the couch.

PowerSorcerer comes back out with a sandwich taller than he is.
Taklay: (That'd be like, two pieces of bread and some mayo, right?)
PowerSorcerer: (Hey! {oo})

Taklay: Yeah, you ain't no security officer at The House! You was tryin' to KILL everybody.
PowerSorcerer: It's practice for when I'm in the CIA.
Taklay: I don't think they hire Trollans for those jobs.
PowerSorcerer: They will. {^^}
Trollan421: Not the really tiny ones. |<<|
Taklay: If they don't ship you off to a science lab to be studied on first. 99
PowerSorcerer: Well, they will hire me. Given I've already bugged their computer system and learned about all their top-secret stuff. {^^}
Trollan421: Yeah, I'm sure that helps to gain their respect.
PowerSorcerer: They wouldn't want me leaking secrets.
Taklay: They'd have to kill you.
PowerSorcerer: I'd like to see them try. {^^}
Trollan421: We had to scrap your carcass off the wall often enough..
Taklay: X3;;

Trollan421: Kinda like nobody knows where No.421 lives. |<<|
Taklay: >>
Trollan421: Do you? |^^|..
Taklay: Nope. oo
Taklay: Do you?
Trollan421: Of course. |^^|
Taklay: Evil.

PowerSorcerer pulls out his Mindreading Device. {oo}
PowerSorcerer aims at Trillee.
Trollan421: |- o|
Taklay: You won't find much that way, Pat. XD
Taklay knocks on Trillee's hat. "If anything, you'll get a dial tone."
Taklay: ^_^
Trollan421: Hmmm, dial tone. |~~|

Trillian: But where did he COME from? |oO|
Tak: Not sure.
Trillian: (bugs Smiley)
Trillian: (bugbugbug)
Trillian: (pokes him with the Pointy Finger of BUG)
Tak: XD
Trillian: He knows nothing. |==| He's not a useful informant. (retracts the Finger of Bug)
Tak: Nope. XD
Tak: I guess we'll have to lynch Pat for the information.
Trillian: Ohhh. |^^|
Trillian: (sharpens the Finger of Bug) |^^|
Tak: ^^

Tak: So, um... how about that trick question? :O
Trillian: |OO|
Trillian: Trick questions demand tricky answers. So, uh.. er.. um. |<<|
Trillian: You know. Like.. OVER THERE! (points!)
Trillian: (scoots away while Tak's still watching)
Tak: *watches Trillee* oo... I ain't falling for that.
Trillian: (stops) Oh. |oo|
Trillian: (scoots some more, just to make it seem casual) |^^|;
Tak: *grabs Trillee by the wrist* :3 That wasn't a good enough answer, so I'm just gonna take it as a "yes".
Trillian: |OO| NO!
Tak: No? :O!
Trillian: |OO| YES! I mean.. NO! |><| |OO|;;;
Trillian: I mean.. YO!
Tak: O_O
Tak: XD

Smiley-O: :\Opus/
Smiley-O: :I
Smiley-O: :\Chewed-up Opus/
Smiley-O: :I
Smiley-O: :l
Smiley-O: :|
Trollan421: I never want to see that again. |. .|;
Smiley-O: Do you want to load the replay?
Trollan421: NO. |oO|
Smiley-O: oo Oh.

Smiley-O: Man. . . What happened to everyone?
Trollan421: |oo|;
Trollan421: Gone. |. .|
Smiley-O: Now we look like a couple's room. . .;
Trollan421: |oo|;;;;
Smiley-O: Once we start ignoring this room for a while, someone's gonna come in and say "am i interrupting ?"
Trollan421: |. .|;;;;
[ThirdPerson joined channel The House]
Trollan421: There. |. .|
Smiley-O: . . Phew.
ThirdPerson: Hi, am I interrupting? |- -|

Trollan421: |°°|
Zroonsneez: [><] Trillee, don't do that... it creeps me out... seriously...
Trollan421: |oo| Kay.
Zroonsneez: [o o] ... I wasn't all that serious.
Trollan421: Oh. |°°|
Zroonsneez: [><] ... *shudder*
Trollan421: |oo|;
Zroonsneez: [o o]
Trollan421: |o°|?
Zroonsneez: [O<] *shud*
Trollan421: Cool. |^^|

Zroonsneez: [o o] Whatever you can say to eachother, you can say in front of me.
Zroonsneez: [OO] Give me your secrets!!!
Trollan421: |OO|
Zroonsneez lies down on a heart shaped rug...
Trollan421: |oo|
Zroonsneez: [OO] Who's the dreamiest?!!
Trollan421: Nice rug.
Zroonsneez: [o o] I got it at a garage sale.

PowerSorcerer: BEEFY BRAINMEATS. O.O
PowerSorcerer: *POUNCES ON SMILTON!*
Smiley: oo Hey, man.. settle down, boy..
Smiley: Just.. cool yer jets...
Smiley: Hop on off me, will ya... I mean, eating me.. of all things..

Trillian: (is suddenly captured by the blanket of their bed!) |OO|
Tak: OO
Tak: Have at thee! *pounces on the blanket*
Trillian: |OO| |oo| |- -| |- -|<(zzzz...)
Tak: OO....
Tak: oo....
Trillian: (couldn't resist the magic of the blanket) |- -|
Tak: *pulls the blanket back some to reveal the sleeping Trillee* D'aww.
Smiley: uu
Trillian: (looks all cute?) |- -|
Smiley: *removes his cap, and bows his head in prayer*
Tak: oO
Tak: She's not dead, Smiley... oo

Smiley: uu *pulls a little piece of paper with the number 3,219 on it*
Smiley: *kisses the little sheet* - - It's okay.. everything's going to be okay..
Takken: |Oo|;
Takken: ... Did you just kiss a piece of paper?

Pat: *draws rod* {oo} Let us finish this charade.
Tay: o_o Hey, hey.. take it outside.
Pat: *assumes en-garde* {^^};;
Pat: DIE, ZROON. {OO}
Pat: *CHARGE!*
Tay: O_o I said OUTSIDE.
Pat: *WHAPWHACKBASHHITSOCKZROON!*
Tay: Oh well.
Tay: *munches popcorn and enjoys the show* It's like watching a fly trying to go through a window to get to garbage on the other side. X3
Zroon: [o o] ...
Zroon: So lame...
Pat: ... {>>}
Tay: :3
Trillian: |^^|;
Pat: *pulls out a plasma gun* {oo}
Zroon: [o o] So, everyone except Pete, what's up?
Trillian: |^^|.. |OO|
Pat: *aims at Zroon* {<<} ... {>>}
Tay: oO
Zroon: [o o]
Tay: Okay, THAT needs to go outside. *shoves Pat out the window*

Pat: Palatino.sound=rand curse_word( );play Palatino.sound
Pat: ******!!
Pat: {= =}
Trillian: Random curse words! |**| (sits again to hear another one!)
Tak: XD;
Pat: Palatino.sound=rand curse_word( );play Palatino.sound
Pat: ****************!!
Pat: {. .}
Trillian: This is fun. |^^|
Tak: oo That was a big one. XD

Smiley: , , The Smilen body is a beautiful thing. It's like a work of art by the Creator... y'know, when he was littler.
Tak: ((cracks up))
Smiley: Before he could get ovals down right..

Tay: oo *knocks on Golli's door* Hellooo?
Tay: Golli? You in there?
Golli: Um.. *clears throat* Uh huh..
Tay: oo Whatchya' doin'?
Trillian: |>>| (whispers) I bet he was asleep.
Tay: *whispers back* That wouldn't surprise me. <<
Golli: Was.. um.. I was.. practicing magic! Yeah! I'm getting really good now!
Tay: oo Aren't we all.
Trillian: (opens the door) |oo|
Golli: And.. *is wearing PJ's and holding the Trillee plush* *oo*
Golli: *drops the plush and lifts a finger*
Trillian: |oo|; (closes.)
Tay: (XD)
Tay: ((spat all over her monitor screen XD; ))
Trillian: Next door! |^^|;;
Trillian: (floats on) |<<|
Tay: *snickers*
Tay: *follows to Tak's room!*
Golli: *stifled groans of embarrassment*

Tak: We're all together again, like a big, fat happy family... ;~;
Smiley: ^^..
Tak: Like... sausages... and potatoes... floating ones... ~~
Trillian: |~~|
Trillian: |oo|
Trillian: ...at least I'm not the sausage.
Tak: *giggle* x3
Smiley: o o Am I the sausage?
Tak: Who cares, everyone's here! ^^
Smiley: == No, seriously, which one's the sausage?

Fekklin: ENFEEBLE. |OO| *fives fly out and hit Smiley. Suddenly his muscles are weakened by 7/8ths* |^^| There. No more hurty.
Smiley: o o Whoa, I feel all tender..
Smiley: OO My abs are missing!
Smiley: o o
Tay: ._.
Smiley: Value abs="6-pack". o o
Tay: oO
Fekklin: Value Smilton-abs = value-six-pack. |oo|
Fekklin: *POOF!*
Tay: *just kinda blank-staring*
Smiley: o o *kinda empty expression*

Old Pat: Duuuuuuuuuuude-- *FART!* ... Whoopsie-daisy. {^^}
Smiley: Shut up, old Pat. o o
Smiley: Or.. more specifically,
Smiley: Shut up, old Pat's butt. oo

Tay: oo Toaster's in the kitchen, bread's in the cupboard.. which is also in the kitchen..
Tay: Butter's in the fridge, peanut butter's in the cupboard, cinnimon sugar's on the counter, cream cheese is also in the fridge, honey's... um... somewhere... in a bear-shaped container. oo :D?
Tay: So many toast toppings. O_0
Trillian: I like salt on toast. |oo|
Tay: ... oO...
Tay: *awkward silence*
Trillian: |oo|... Really, it's good. |oo|
Tay: oo I'll keep that in mind.

Pat: Can someone toss me a bookmark? {oo}
Smiley: *gives Pat a 100-dollars bill*
Pat: Ooou. {^^} *puts it in* *lies back*

Trillian: Nooo. |<<||
Trillian: Whoa, hat-enhancement!
Trillian: ||||oo|||| Mightiest hat in the universe!

Smiley: OO I have to wash my hair!
Tay: o_o....
Tay: You don't have any hair.
Trillian: (looks at Smiley's head)
Trillian: You have eyebrows.. |^^|;
Smiley: o o I have to wash my hair..
Tay: But you don't HAVE hair. o_o
Trillian: ...on the head...
Tay: o_o....
Tay: ._.
Tay: Never mind.
Trillian: |. .|;
Tay: *scuddles away to hit herself in the head until the mental images go away*

Pat: I couldn't have gone anyway. {99}
Trillian: No? |oo| We could have carried you. |^^|
Pat: ... {>o}
Tay: We coulda put him in a jar with holes in it..
Pat: NO. NO. NO. {= =}
Trillian: A match box? |^^|;
Pat: {>>} ... *evil oculus*
Trillian: |<<| (edges away)

Trillian: If it weren't completely out of character, I'd go "<--Life of the party /oo/ \oo\ *turn* ( ( ) ( ) )"
Tay: XD;

Trillian: |oo|... /oo/...
Trillian: \oo\...
Trillian: *turn*...
Trillian: Don't make me do it. |. .|
Tay: oO
Tay: Okie. ^^

Pat: *the... blast turns around and hits Palatino. And... he vanishes*
Pat: *tiny voice* Wtf? I'm even TINIER.
Pat: *not visible*
Valas: *pulls out a magnifying glass and tries to find Pat*
Pat: *appears in magnifying glass. Barely* {oo} *waving arms frantically*
Valas: Ah, there you are...
Valas: Wow. Iddy-bitty.
Valas: Hope you can figure a way out of that.
Trillian: And I thought *I* had stuff going wrong in my life. |^^|
Trillian: (pulls out a flyer, kinda like a "Missing" poster, but with an empty square on top, and reading "You think YOU have it bad? Check THIS guy!")
Valas: ((snerk) XD)
Pat: Stop it, Trillee. {. .};;

Smiley: *yawns* (O
Trillian: Wow, check that yawn!
Smiley: (O
TrillianOfTrolla: WHOA! |OO|

Zroon: [OO] High Five, The Box!
Tay: o_O Okie.
Tay: oo *high five?*
Zroon: [o o] I have no hands.
Tay: *no high five.*
Zroon: [o o] ...
Tay: *nod* You have no hands.

Trillian: Nuh. |. .| (creeps under the couch a little more, only eyes to still be seen)
Zroon: [o o] *is under the couch as Trillee looks over to the side and the camera pans in that direction*
Zroon: [o o] Fancy meeting you here...
Trillian: |oo|;
Trillian: Yeah... unexpected, but fancy. |oo|;
Dusty: (third pair of eyes appears next to trill) HEEEEERE IS DUSTY OO
Zroon: [o o] Oh, you expected it.
Trillian: (unnoticedly hides somewhere less crowded) |<<|
Zroon: [o o] *is somewhere less crowded*
Zroon: [o o] How's the baseball?
Trillian: |. .|;;
Trillian: (hides in the open, in the middle of the room) |. .|;
Zroon: [o o] *is in a small sugar jar on a sterling silver teaset somewhere in England*
Zroon: [oo] Looks like Trillee showed me...

Zroon: [o o] Since Smiley jus' dragged you into a giant microwave...
Zroon: [o o] And I have sealed you both inside...
Zroon: [o o] I think you will find escape is impossible...
Smiley: . . *hits the wall of the microwave*
Smiley: oo *opens the door*
Zroon: [o o] Well, unless you open the door and leave...
Smiley: *leaves*

Dusty: PATTY! *clings*
Pat: {. .} .. *pulls out the pepper spray*

Trillian: (sits on the couch) |oo|
Zroon: [o o] *sits on Trillee*
Trillian: |oO|
Zroon: [o o] ...
Zroon: This couch is uncomfortable...
Trillian: ___ *flat*
Zroon: [o o] It feels like breaking bones...
Zroon: [o o] *stands up*
Trillian: ___ *pain*

Trillian: I'm sure Pat's goggles also contain sensor things..
Tay: Like where to find other goggles?
Trillian: I dunno. He just seems like the spy-y kind to me. |<<|
Tay: *looks at Pat*
Pat: Um... {>>}
Pat: If I lie, you're gonna kill me, right? {oo}
Tay: oo Naw...
Tay: We love you enough to torture you and make you WISH we had killed you...
Pat: Well, okay. I have sensors in those goggles. {<<}
Pat: Sight sensors, sound sensors, and a tracker. {oo} Why?
Trillian: (Lilo voice:) I KNEW it. |oo|

Nightwind: I feel so unloved
Trillian: (clings to Nightwind all love-like) |~~|
Trillian: |- -| ~<3
Nightwind: ?

Quri has milk.
Trillian: Good job, Quri. |oo|
Trillian: Can I have some?
Quri: No!
Quri: It is precious...
Quri: Preciousss...
Trillian: Time to cry! |; ;|
Quri doinks Trillian.

Nightwind erases Trillian again
Nightwind redraws Trillian in younger form
Trillian: IooI *smaller*
Trillian: I^^I
Quri: Baby Trillian!
Lananana: Awww.
Trillian: I^^I *squee-babble!*
Quri cuddles Baby Trillian.
Quri rocks'em in her arms.
Quri whispers. "You're still old."
Trillian: I^^I D'awwwwwgigglegiggle.
Trillian: IooI
Trillian: (pulls on Quri's nose) I==I

Nightwind redraws Tril as Young Hottie Tril. (0.o)
Trillian: )oo(;;; *curvy*
Nightwind looks over young hottie Tril carefully
Trillian: )oo(
Trillian: Don't do anything stupid now. )==(

Nightwind sighs, is tired of asexual-type people, and gives Tril a gender. So there.
Trillian: |oO|..
Trillian: I already have a gender, thanks. |. .|
Trillian: (gives it back to Night, now he has two)
Nightwind only needs one, so dumps the extra

Pat: *lets his pistol recharge and pulls out another* {oo}
Pat: *KA-ZEW!!* *shot Zroon in the face* {>O}
Zroon: *face is revealed to be that of an ideal '50s man*
Zroon: I sure could go for some corned beef hash, dear....
Pat: *fires again* {. .} *KA-ZEW!!*
Zroon: *flesh burns off face... leaving a screaming, bloody skull*
Zroon: BLEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Pat: {OO};; *KA-ZEW, KA-ZEW, KA-ZEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!* {OO};;;;;;
Zroon: *death of the salesman*
Zroon: *The REAL Zroonsneez comes in the front door with his tentacles loaded with grocery bags full of precious gems*
Zroon: I'M HOME! [^^]
Zroon: [OO] WHA?!!!
Zroon: *drops bags in shock*
Zroon: [OO] OY GOTT!!!
Pat: We just killed your evil duplicate. {>>}
Arborvitae: ... He killed my rose bushes. ==
Zroon: [o o] Shut-up, murderer...
Zroon: [o o] You guys are sick...
Pat: *throws his guns over to Zroon* {. .}
Zroon: [o o] Murdering a man for eating roses...
Zroon: [o o] Pete, yer under arrest...
Pat: Okay. {oo}
Zroon: I h'arrest you in the name of some law...
Zroon: [o o] Actually, I don't care...
Zroon: [o o] And that duplicate wasn't evil...
Zroon: [o o] ...but he sure was delicious!! [^^]
Zroon: *music*
Zroon: *freeze frame*
Zroon: *credits*
Zroon: [o o] Well, that sucked.

Smiley: *notices a bowl of spaghetti in the knothole of a nearby tree* o o Why, look what we have here..
Trillian: |OO|
Smiley: *pulls the bowl out* ^^ How fortunate to come across such a bowl in the middle of the woods..
Smiley: o o Or..
Smiley: At least in a tree..
Smiley: In the living rooms.
Trillian: Yeah. Oddness. |oo|
Trillian: But I guess it's to be expected.. |^^|;
Smiley: ^^
Smiley: *munching spaghetti* oo *loud chewing noises break the silence*
Trillian: (listens hypnotizedly)
Smiley: *reaches into the knothole again and pulls out a piece of garlic bread*
Trillian: Whoa.. magic knothole!
Smiley: ~~ Our very own italian restaurant.
Smiley: *looks into the knothole again, and pulls out a bill* ~~
Trillian: Hoy. |oo|

Smiley: o o The square root of A over two pi, plus h-halves squared is equal to r plus h-halves. o o
Tay: . .;
Tay: Smiley's playing with Math Homework.
Tay: *was gonna say "doing math homework", but that would have sounded way wrong, what with that Math Homework guy wandering around*
Math Homework: *claps and bounces at Smiley's discussion*

Tay: *leaves her room and goes back downstairs* HOWDY, FOLKS!
Tay: .... o_o
Dusty: *scoots towards Tay* HIHIHI
Tay: ..... *goes back upstairs*
Dusty: ...HIHIHIHIHI! *SCOOT*
Tay: *to her room*
Tay: *and locks the door*
Dusty: *SCOOT*
Tay: *again*
Dusty: *SCOOTS AGAINST DOOR*
Dusty: *thud*
Tay: ==

Zroon: [o o] What were you searching for, Trillee?
Trillian: (is in their roooom and not available) |oo|
Zroon: Is behind Trillee somehow...
Zroon: [o o] What were you searching for?
Trillian: |oo|
Trillian: (turns spontaneously deaf)
Zroon: [o o] *signs: "What were you searching for?"*
Trillian: (turns blind) |xx|
Zroon: [o o] *telepathy* (What were you searching for?)
Trillian: |xx|!!!
Trillian: (explodes)
Tay: ._.
Tay: What was that sound?
Tay: It sounded like Trillian exploded.
Zroon: *infuses the question into every one of Trillee's remnant crumbs... making it part of her very being*
Trillian: (AAAAAAH!!)

Pat: Hey, at least nobody's started making obscene noises. {oo}
Smiley: o o Mooo.
Trillian: I'm not even sure how to do those. |oo|
Trillian: Smiley's trying, though, I think. |^^|;
Pat: {>>} It's not hard to make obscene noises.
Trillian: For you, maybe. |oo|;
Pat: I mean, shouting "YES!" really loud counts to some people... HEY! {oo}
Pat: {= =};;

Slomoto: Tiny bubbles in my wind make me feel happy, foo'!
Trillian: ...is that, like, farting soap? |oo|
Slomoto: oh, I meant wine, WINE!

Zroon: [o o] Where's Pete?
Tay: His mom took him away.
Trillian: He had to go. The butt talk got too much--
Tay: That, too.
Zroon: [o o]
Zroon: [o o] You guys were talkin' about butts?
Smiley: o o No.
Zroon: [>O] What do you guys DO when I'm not here...?
Tay: XD
Tay: MASSIVE ORGY. o_o
Tay: ... I mean...
Tay: Uh..
Tay: Not that. XD
Trillian: |oo|;;
Zroon: [o o] *inches toward the "Sign Off" menu item*
Tay: >>
Trillian: |<<|;

Trillian: Zroon sometimes randomly talks to me in French. |xo|
Quri: How romantic.
Trillian: |oO|;;
Trillian: He talks about lettuce and such, Quri. |<<|
Quri: Ooh, what a cad.
Trillian: |oO|;;;
Trillian: Is there anything about lettuce I should know? |. .|;

Pat: I'm so crazy that I've practically circled around to sanity.
Trillian: That's always a good place to be. |~~| The OTHER side of sanity.
Trillian: It's where the party is.
Pat: Insanity's just the kitchen. >D

Tay: o o Speaking of the dart... where'd it go...
Smiley: *swallows something pointy*
Trillian: ( |<<|s at Smiley suspiciously)
Tay: o o Smiley.. what have I told you about eating things off of the floor?
Smiley: oo Nothing..
Tay: oo... Oh, right.

Smiley: oo *lifts Trillee on high*
Trillian: |OO|
Smiley: OO SEE YOUR CREATION!
Trillian: |oo|.. |OO| (holds cloak all Monroe-like)
Trillian: Set me down, Smiley. |<<|
Smiley: *tosses Trillee at the ground* oo
Trillian: |oO| *thud*
Trillian: Charming. |~~|
Smiley: ^^

Zroon: [>O] "WE'VE GOT TO TOTALLY MAKE IT!" *freeze frame on everyone holding their hands in the air in victory*
Pat: *freeze*
Zroon: *credits*
Trillian: |oo| *frozen while eating popcorn*
Trillian: *uncool* |- -|;
Zroon: *Trillee's eyes are half-closed in the freeze frame*
Trillian: |==|
Trillian: *SO uncool*

Zroon: *lights go out*
Zroon: *a gunshot is heard, and a woman's scream*
Zroon: *lights come back on*
Zroon: *dead woman in the middle of the room... slumped in the tea set*
Zroon: [OO] !
Zroon: [OO] WHODUNNIT?!!
Zroon: [o o] Let's examine the clues.
Smiley: oo WHOISIT?
Trillian: |oO|
Zroon: [o o] First... there's the dead woman... who nobody even knows...
Smiley: oo WHOM.
Trillian: I think Smiley's question goes first. |oo|;;
Zroon: [o o] Then, there's the mysterious death...
Smiley: oo The death of the woman..
Zroon: [o o] ...and all of us love to murder.
Smiley: oo So there's plenty of motivation for each of us..
Smiley: Everyone's a suspect..
Zroon: [o o] Why just earlier today, I heard Trillee say, "'Tis a wonderful evening... ...... for murder..."
Trillian: Well, YOU are next to the lightswitch, Zroon.. |oo|
Zroon: [OO] IT WAS TRILLEE!
Trillian: |oo|..
Trillian: Wait.. I don't remember saying that..
Zroon: [= =] Trillee, where were you the night of th-...
Zroon: [Oo] *BLLAAAAAAAT*
Zroon: [= =] ...e crime?
Zroon: [>O] OUT WITH IT!
Tay: *snickerfit*
Trillian: I was and still am under the couch. |oo|;
Zroon: Hmmm.... [>O] A likely story...
Zroon: SMILEY!!!
Zroon: [o o] Did you do it?
Smiley: oo Yes.
Zroon: [o o] Oh.
Smiley: >O D'oh!
Zroon: [o o] ...another case solved by me.... some.... guy...

Pat: Valas. My nemesis. {= =} *scalpel-brandish*
Valas: |oo| Palatino. That crazy guy from down the hall. *checks his sleeves, but finds he has nothing* |<<| Hrm.
Pat: ... How are you? {oo}
Valas: |oo| I'm good. You?
Pat: Same. {^^}

Trillian: I'm sure you'll survive. |^^| (gives Trent a survival kit that lasts for about an hour)
Trent: o.o *reads* How to Survive in Life..for about an hour
Trillian: Ain't it great? |^^|

Tay: o¯o
Tay: v¯v Hi, Trillee.
Trillian: Hellow. |^^|
Trillian: (turns upside-down, too) |vv|...
Trillian: |oo| *thud*
Pat: *SNORT* *LAUGH*
Pat: *points and laughs from his doorway* {^^} .oO(*replaying Trillee falling over*)
Tay: u¯u Trollans can't float upside-down, silly thing.
Trillian: |==| *still upside-down, on head*
Pat: ... *wonders what happened to Trillee's robe when she turned over*
Trillian: |OO|
Trillian: (drops flat quickly)
Pat: *laughs anew*

Zroon: [o o] Man... forcing someone to figure out a Captain Crunch commercial at gunpoint...
Zroon: [o o] This is really something...
Zroon: [o o] ...
Trillian: Yeah, can't say that happens every day. |66|
Zroon: [o o] ...
Zroon: [o o] Let's do something else.
Trillian: Okay. |~~|
Zroon: [o o] Let's totally play basketball...
Trillian: Yeah, I'm good at that. |oo| *tiny*
Zroon: [o o] *throws basketball really hard at your face*
Trillian: |(S)|
Zroon: [o o] Man, you know what this reminds me of?
Trillian: |(S)| What?
Zroon: [o o] That Cap'n Crunch commercial...
Zroon: [= =] *ker-clack*

Zroon: [o o] *sets Smiley's head ablaze*
Smiley: o o Thank you..
Zroon: [o o] Quite all right, old biscuit...
Smiley: oo Never have I experienced a light so pleasant..
Zroon: [o o] It's only the finest fire...

Smiley: oo I hereby dedicate this silence to naked Trillee.
Trillian: TALK PEOPLE. |><|

Smiley: oo What does "hereby" even mean?
Trillian: It means "here. By." DUH!
Smiley: o o
Smiley: o o I here. By declaring this silence in the name of Trillee naked..
Trillian: ....NO SILENCE.
Trillian: NO NEKKID.
Zroon: [o o] ............
Zroon: [o o] ............................
Zroon: [o o] ......................
Trillian: STOP SILENCE! |><|
Zroon: [o o] ............................................................................................................................
Trillian: I'LL SPAZZ IN YOUR FACE! |><|
Zroon: [o o] HUH?
Trillian: *flail!*

Pat: Stop hating on us just because we're a minority. {= =}
Zroon: [o o]
Zroon: [o o] Yeah, Pete is his own minority.
Zroon: [o o] ...the Pete's Rights Activists are all over me...
Zroon: [o o] Lousy Pete...

Speck: ...--humps toaster.--
Trent: O_O MY TOAST!
Trent: ;-; you ruined it

Tak: *dives under the couch* OO
Guh: o_O
Guh: *flee*
Tak: ..... o o
Tak: *looks around to check and see if anyone else is under the couch*
Smiley: oo Thanks for flushing her out for me..
Smiley: *slowly creeps up on Guh*...
Tak: o o... SMILEY!
Tak: NO!

Trillian: (floats heavenwaaard... belly-up like a dead fish) |~~|
Tak: o o
Trillian: (sleeps on the ceiling) |~~|
Tak: *careful broomhandle poke*
Trillian: Zzz. |~~|
Tak: o o ..huh.

McT: *le hug*
Tak: FRENCH HUG!!
McT: ....the way you say that I feel dirty now.
Tak: |D;
McT: How the HECK-- wait.
Tak: Was it good for you?
McT: Augh. |><|
Tak: XD;;
McT: THAT'S NO HUG.
Tak: XD;; French Hug.
McT: That's totally gonna stick as an expression now.
Tak: Indeed. ;0
McT: AAAH! |OO|