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fyre_bird April 13 2006, 04:06:20 UTC
I'm incredibly behind everybody else, so I'll have to skip the snarky comments about James coming on Lily while she ice skates, Slytherins who become God, stories that may contain slash (no promises, now) only if reviewed, Hermione's fillings, the mysterious "son's wife's husband," slash for financial reasons, and descriptive words that just had to be put somewhere, and stick to paths that are less well-trodden.

1 day, the most unlikely couple are slip bcuz of Pansy. She fled the Wizarding World 4 3 yrs, while he looked 4 her. Then, she gets a letter, asking her 2 come 2 Hogwarts.

Apparently, maths class is influencing more than one fanfic author. This one was just a bit more subtle (or a bit less honest) about it.

Gryffindor turns on Harry! Wizarding world turns on Harry! Weasleys and Granger turn on Harry!

While it is true that nearly everything turns on a teenaged boy, I can see how watching Hermione as the star of a Weasley gang-bang would give him an enormous, rock-hard stiffie.

Harry Potter with a medival twist. To fill ( ... )

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mctabby April 13 2006, 04:22:57 UTC
The unfinished fic-burden is called Tales from the Quidditch Crypt, and you'll find it over there. Enjoy!

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Ow! My eyes! fyre_bird April 17 2006, 14:27:42 UTC
Wow. That was incredibly bad. Thank all the deities it was short - but a lot of horror can be packed into a small space, apparently.

The storyline itself isn't as bad as the writing. I realized what I had let myself in for when I read the author's bio: a seventh-grader who feels free to ignore the traditional forms of grammar, spelling, capitalization or punctuation.

As one might deduce from the title, this was intended to be a series of horror stories with a quidditch theme. Thankfully, it was only two chapters in when the author was fed to the lions distracted by something shiny and wandered off.

Chapter 1, thankfully, was only four paragraphs long. There are four characters, whose names I'll change to make it easier to keep track: the narrator (Mary Sue), her best friend (Mary Lou), a male sort-of friend (Gary Stu), and a male not-friend (Snidely Whiplash ( ... )

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