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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III
Apr 16, 2006 00:00
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demonqueen666
April 16 2006, 04:14:56 UTC
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hilarita
Prompt: flash-cards, anti-depressants and femmeslash, please!
Word Count: 145
Rating: PG-13
“What are you two doing?”
“Professor Lupin!” Harry looked up. “We were, well…”
“Looking for your stash,” Ron said flatly. “You know. Your meds. Your anti-depressants. Life like yours, everyone knows you must be on ‘em.”
“What?” Lupin looked at him in horror. “I am most certainly not! Why are you boys looking for anti-depressants anyway?”
“It’s…” Harry swallowed, his expression pained. “We found out what Ginny and Hermione are up to in the Astronomy Tower on Tuesday nights.”
“If I recall correctly,” Lupin began, “the two of them meet on Tuesdays so they can study.” Harry shook his head.
“They’re not studying.”
“But I always see them with flashcards…” Lupin stopped as Harry wordlessly handed him a stack of cards.
The flashcards were from a set entitled “The Advanced Sapphic Kama Sutra”. The illustrations were very…detailed.
The professor cleared his throat.
“Paxil or Prozac?”
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ziasudra_fic
April 16 2006, 04:20:07 UTC
“Paxil or Prozac?”
*snorts*
This is such a clever way of incorporating all the parts of the prompt! "Flashcards," heh.
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:35:54 UTC
Hee, thanks. I try.
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archon_mentha
April 16 2006, 04:38:29 UTC
“Looking for your stash,” Ron said flatly. “You know. Your meds. Your anti-depressants. Life like yours, everyone knows you must be on ‘em.”
God, that's the most hysterical line - *loses it*
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:36:55 UTC
Aw, you're making me blush. Glad you enjoyed.
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pushdragon
April 16 2006, 04:39:14 UTC
LOVE the punchline!
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:37:19 UTC
Thanks!
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gelsey
April 16 2006, 04:46:22 UTC
I must say, priceless. Simply priceless. I ♥ this :)
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:39:03 UTC
Glad you liked!
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hilarita
April 16 2006, 07:48:43 UTC
Oh wow, thank you! That's fantastic! I love the way Harry and Ron are freaked out by Hermione and Ginny!
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:38:39 UTC
You're very welcome. I'd like to think in reality they'd be more turned-on than freaked but, eh, it was easier to do the prompt this way :P
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zadcat
April 16 2006, 07:51:57 UTC
Ha. Excellent!
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:39:37 UTC
Thanks ^_^
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flosspyromaniac
April 16 2006, 10:44:43 UTC
*Gets back on her chair*
That last line just killed me.
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demonqueen666
April 17 2006, 04:40:24 UTC
In denial until his fellow man is in need, eh? Glad you enjoyed.
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gileonnen
April 16 2006, 11:01:54 UTC
. . . wow, this is hilarious! A perfect punchline, and good writing all the way through. =)
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Prompt: flash-cards, anti-depressants and femmeslash, please!
Word Count: 145
Rating: PG-13
“What are you two doing?”
“Professor Lupin!” Harry looked up. “We were, well…”
“Looking for your stash,” Ron said flatly. “You know. Your meds. Your anti-depressants. Life like yours, everyone knows you must be on ‘em.”
“What?” Lupin looked at him in horror. “I am most certainly not! Why are you boys looking for anti-depressants anyway?”
“It’s…” Harry swallowed, his expression pained. “We found out what Ginny and Hermione are up to in the Astronomy Tower on Tuesday nights.”
“If I recall correctly,” Lupin began, “the two of them meet on Tuesdays so they can study.” Harry shook his head.
“They’re not studying.”
“But I always see them with flashcards…” Lupin stopped as Harry wordlessly handed him a stack of cards.
The flashcards were from a set entitled “The Advanced Sapphic Kama Sutra”. The illustrations were very…detailed.
The professor cleared his throat.
“Paxil or Prozac?”
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*snorts*
This is such a clever way of incorporating all the parts of the prompt! "Flashcards," heh.
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God, that's the most hysterical line - *loses it*
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That last line just killed me.
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