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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 12:26:59 UTC

Recipient: ctorres
Prompt: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. The girls discuss certain shortcomings in their relationships
Word count: 100
Rating: R

They lay side by side and cast Vibrato Charms on their wands.

“The thing is,” Ginny complained. “Why the hell should they think that not having sex with us will keep us safe from Death Eaters?”

“No, the thing is,” Hermione said, breathlessly. “That they feel all stupid and noble about not shagging us.”

“No, no,” Ginny moaned. “The thing is - some ‘Chosen One’ - like I’d choose him for his dangly bits.”

“No, no, no,” Hermione gasped. “The thing is - I always thought ‘the wand chooses the wizard’ was some sort of kindred spirit thing - but fourteen inches, my arse!”

Re: For ctorres..... scribophile April 16 2006, 12:39:34 UTC

You honestly made me laugh when I read the last line. I love how you increased the 'no's every line - this was great, and I'm impressed by how far you went out of your "comfort zone". =)

Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:35:39 UTC

Well, I was thankful for ships I actually write - but I have no idea why I picked on my Ron!!!

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Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:36:03 UTC

It's not the size - it's what he does with it....

Re: For ctorres..... tqpannie April 16 2006, 14:53:59 UTC

excellent! Poor boys...Girls can be quite cruel.

Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:36:26 UTC

Well, we will just have to take care of our boys, won't we??

Re: For ctorres..... tunxeh April 16 2006, 15:49:15 UTC

“No, the thing is,” Hermione said, breathlessly. “That they feel all stupid and noble about not shagging us.”

It seems the stupid part is accurate, at least...
Very amusing. I like the repetitive structure with the "no"s and "the thing is". And it reads so naturally; I'm impressed that you fit it so carefully into 100 words.

Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:36:56 UTC

The 'no's were put in to get it up to 100 words - no talent involved!

Re: For ctorres..... ex_ella_bane358 April 16 2006, 15:54:51 UTC

LOL! Poor Ron. :(

But oh so funny. ♥

Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:37:15 UTC

I know - what was I thinking??

*hugs my Ron*

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Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:37:38 UTC

I needed to reach 100 words....

My poor Ronniekins.

Re: For ctorres..... hibernater April 16 2006, 16:34:30 UTC

Funny and bald, and the reactions are fantastic

Re: For ctorres..... shocolate April 16 2006, 16:38:00 UTC

Poor Ron - I don't usually say a word against him!

Re: For ctorres..... joymaro April 16 2006, 17:33:21 UTC

LOL!!!

Okay, there's a saying here in PR... a R-rated saying... "Más vale chiquito y juguetón, que grande y dormilón" which, literally translated is: 'a small and playful one is worth more than a large and sleepy one'

Need I say more?

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