this is for wrestlingdogerised1810April 16 2006, 20:37:20 UTC
Remus/Umbridge. Slightly parodised. Yo udecide who's the most ooc. ************* She wondered why he'd chosen to meet in this shabby pub, but there wasn't much time to think. He waved at her from his table. She hurried over and sat down.
"What's a fantastic wizard like you doing in the worst corner of muggle London?”
"What’s a blundering witch like you doing at a top position in wizarding society?" She smiled and leaned closer.
"I'm trying to round up all the werewolves,” she said in a low voice.
He pouted. "And that includes me?”
"Of course not," she laughed. “I’ll do what that half-giant would do. You'll become my...pet monster."
Re: this is for wrestlingdogerised1810April 16 2006, 20:53:40 UTC
You're right. I"m bloody glad it's technically out of my head now.eh...I can ahrdly believe it either. You should hear the usual remus I write. He only relaxed when a friend said' try a parody' and then i went and did dark humour. and then what does the sucker of a plot bunny want? It wants me to write more. nooooo!!
Re: this is for wrestlingdoglilacsigilApril 17 2006, 02:21:12 UTC
Oh god! How horrific! This is exactly what the Umbridges of the world do - keep one special, human "pet" under their power, aware that at any moment the axe might fall. That kind of power is some kind of aphrodisiac for her.
I'm a little worried about what Remus is doing there, but I'm hoping it's something for the Order...
Re: this is for wrestlingdogerised1810April 17 2006, 08:02:18 UTC
thanks. ugh. I'd normally stay awa yform pairingsl iek this and avoid it lie kthe plauge. I don't believ Remus woud lgo that far for an order missin. THis was supposed to become a parody andi have no idea wh yit endeid nthis kidn f dark humour.
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She wondered why he'd chosen to meet in this shabby pub, but there wasn't much time to think. He waved at her from his table. She hurried over and sat down.
"What's a fantastic wizard like you doing in the worst corner of muggle London?”
"What’s a blundering witch like you doing at a top position in wizarding society?"
She smiled and leaned closer.
"I'm trying to round up all the werewolves,” she said in a low voice.
He pouted. "And that includes me?”
"Of course not," she laughed. “I’ll do what that half-giant would do. You'll become my...pet monster."
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I'm a little worried about what Remus is doing there, but I'm hoping it's something for the Order...
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ugh. I'd normally stay awa yform pairingsl iek this and avoid it lie kthe plauge. I don't believ Remus woud lgo that far for an order missin. THis was supposed to become a parody andi have no idea wh yit endeid nthis kidn f dark humour.
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