Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

[mctabby]

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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[gileonnen]

Recipient: marginaliana
Prompt: The Sorting Hat is evil.
Word count: 100
Rating: G; Harry Potter/Dracula/Bible/Norse Mythology/Highlander crossover. =)

Immortality has one major drawback: boredom.

Vampires take an interest in real estate to pass time; gods have the ultimate battle between good and evil to anticipate; even immortal Scotsmen use the centuries to cultivate devastating swordsmanship.

An immortal hat, on the other hand, can't call a real estate agent, battle a devil, or even lift a sword. In fact, the Sorting Hat can only read minds and compose irritating songs.

But immortals must do something to pass the time.

If that something is manipulating generations of wizards in one long game for one's own amusement, well. So be it.

[gileonnen]

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[hibernater]

Absolutely, breathtakigly brilliant. And so unassumingly intelligent. My favorite.

[gileonnen]

What lavish praise! Thank you very, very much for that! +blushes+

[underlucius]

I KNEW IT!!!

Brilliant !

xxx

[gileonnen]

Thank you very much!

[fairycake]

Wonderful interpretation! (Evil indeed.)

[gileonnen]

Thank you very much--how much of the world's most heinous cruelty stems from mind-numbing boredom? =)