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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

Apr 22, 2007 00:00

Sorted: 149 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 22 2007, 02:47:50 UTC

Recipient: birdisland
Prompt: Sirius/Harry - jealousy
Word Count: 268 (drabble schmabble. Yay for discalculic kitties)
Rating: light R

"Mine's bigger"

"Is not! Gimme that thing." Sirius grabbed the tape measure, measured Harry's, then his, and frowned.

Harry grinned. "Told you!"

"Don't get all smug on me, you little bastard. I know you're cheating. Charmed the measuring tape, did you?"

"Yes. That's exactly what I did." Harry rolled his eyes. "What are you, twelve?"

Sirius scowled. "It's just not on," he muttered.

Harry nudged him, butting him with shoulder and chin. "C'mon," he coaxed, "admit it," but Sirius turned his face away. Harry didn't blink, merely leaned in and licked Sirius' ear.

"Stop it," Sirius growled.

"You're jealous," Harry whispered, crawling into Sirius' lap, wriggling his bottom. Sirius tried to push him away, but Harry wasn't having it. He chuckled and licked Sirius' neck. "I like it when you pout," he said, tongue dipping lower. "It's…cute."

"Cute? Cute?" In a swift motion, Sirius turned and ( ... )

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy thistlerose April 22 2007, 02:51:57 UTC

*applauds*

I knew right away that they couldn't be talking about penises, but I still enjoyed the punchline.

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:23:41 UTC

Of course not. *g* Thanks sweetie! ♥

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy the_con_cept April 22 2007, 02:59:35 UTC

Fantastic!

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:24:24 UTC

Thanks! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy gmth April 22 2007, 03:25:20 UTC

Bwahahahaha! You had me going for a minute there. Great work! :-)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:24:50 UTC

*hee* Thanks Gina! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy superdork37 April 22 2007, 04:39:59 UTC

Haha this is awesome :P

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:25:11 UTC

Thank you! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy archon_mentha April 22 2007, 05:29:00 UTC

I think they're both really cute. And so is this. :P

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:26:29 UTC

*g* Sirius is not cute. Sirius is manly. :-P

Thanks, honey! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy bethbethbeth April 22 2007, 11:12:28 UTC

Who's a naughty little trickster then?

Well done!

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:28:51 UTC

"She put in her thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, 'What a good girl am I!'"

*g* Thanks, Beth! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy fourth_rose April 22 2007, 12:04:31 UTC

Heh. Great twist! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy midnitemaraud_r April 24 2007, 02:29:14 UTC

Thank you! :)

Re: For birdisland - Sirius/Harry - jealousy nangijala April 22 2007, 12:36:23 UTC

*applauds wildly* Bwahaha, you didn't have me fooled for a second but I loved it! Thank you so much. :D

But first, I'll show you bigger, Potter

This line? LOVE. *snicker* ♥

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