Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

Apr 22, 2007 00:00

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"Gamesmanship" demonqueen666 April 22 2007, 04:04:51 UTC
Recipient: stanharding
Prompt: Snape/Hagrid, board game
Word count: 160
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
Note: Not quite a board game, sorry.

“Oi…Mundungus hid aces up his sleeves agin. D’ye remember how many that is?”

“Two, I believe.”

Hagrid took three swallows from his tankard; Snape took three sips from his own flask.

The half-giant kept one eye out the door on the card game. Snape didn’t know why he was doing this, considering the last time…

Fletcher accused Moody of using his eye to cheat (two drinks), Tonks meta-morphed into a mockery of the other players (three), and Black held up the game by sharing an adventure from his youth (two, plus one more because Lupin interrupted).

Everything was getting fuzzy. Snape thought he should quit while he was ahead.

“Now Kreacher’s come to mutter at them.” Hagrid laughed, smacking him on the back. “Four!”

His ruddy face was more tolerable by the minute, his musky odor going from off-putting to arousing. Snape downed his drink.

Dammit, not again; he wasn’t going to be able to sit properly for ( ... )

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Re: "Gamesmanship" troubleinchina April 22 2007, 04:08:27 UTC
Oh, giggly!

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Re: "Gamesmanship" stanharding April 22 2007, 06:15:00 UTC
Brava!

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Re: "Gamesmanship" lilacsigil April 22 2007, 08:39:34 UTC
Excellent stuff! The drinking game of Mock Your Friends (or in Snape's case, Enemies), is fabulous, and the ending oddly plausible (in a what happens in the staffroom stays in the staffroom kind of way.)

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Re: "Gamesmanship" bethbethbeth April 22 2007, 11:37:40 UTC
Oh, this is great. A semi-meta drinking game, with smutty implications! *g*

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Re: "Gamesmanship" webbapettigrew April 22 2007, 12:31:31 UTC
Oh, the last line! *dies*

Poor Snape--he won't be able to walk properly, either!

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Re: "Gamesmanship" st_aurafina April 22 2007, 13:23:58 UTC
Brilliant! Poor old Snape, I think he's in a spot of bother.

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Re: "Gamesmanship" amanuensis1 April 22 2007, 14:43:12 UTC
Heee, I love Snape getting beergoggles!

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Re: "Gamesmanship" snapetoy April 22 2007, 22:47:33 UTC
Bwahahahahahahha! What a fabulous use of the prompt. Lovely imagery and a great drabble!

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Re: "Gamesmanship" merrycontrary April 22 2007, 23:04:08 UTC
BWA! Brilliant!

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Re: "Gamesmanship" nevereverposts April 23 2007, 13:45:26 UTC
What game is this, and how do you play?

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Re: "Gamesmanship" dizilla April 23 2007, 19:31:07 UTC
Heheh! I love it. Way to easy to get drunk with those odds. ^_^

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Re: "Gamesmanship" eeyore9990 April 23 2007, 19:48:09 UTC
*squee* I love it! So perfect, and then the last line had me laughing out loud! Yay for the Snagrid!

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