A Slight Miscalculation - Drabble for adbaculumpigwidgeon37April 22 2007, 06:48:22 UTC
Recipient: adbaculum Prompt:Eileen/SS; 'It became apparent that proper wand care was not the real subject of this conversation' Word count: 100 Rating: PG
‘You’ll turn fifteen in January,’ Eileen said. ‘I know, mum.’ ‘And you’ll need to learn about... things.’ ‘That’s why I’d like not to miss the train, mum. It’ll take me to Hogwarts, as you may remember, that’s where I learn things.’ ‘There’s no need to be cheeky, Severus. I didn’t mean the things you’re taught there.’ She held out a booklet. ‘Here.’ ‘The Wizard and His Wand - A Guide - Mum! I don’t need this!’ ‘It’ll teach you to take proper care of... well. And to change your underpants more often.’ ‘Ha! As if anybody’s ever going to see my underpants!’
Re: A Slight Miscalculation - Drabble for adbaculumjessicaqueenApril 23 2007, 09:24:36 UTC
Poor little Severus. It's hilarious for us, but just think of the mortification of knowing he should have listened to his mother later that year. Knowing that your parents were right and you were wrong is possibly one of the worst feelings ever. Other than maybe knowing that everyone can see your dirty underwear, that is.
Prompt:Eileen/SS; 'It became apparent that proper wand care was not the real subject of this conversation'
Word count: 100
Rating: PG
‘You’ll turn fifteen in January,’ Eileen said.
‘I know, mum.’
‘And you’ll need to learn about... things.’
‘That’s why I’d like not to miss the train, mum. It’ll take me to Hogwarts, as you may remember, that’s where I learn things.’
‘There’s no need to be cheeky, Severus. I didn’t mean the things you’re taught there.’ She held out a booklet. ‘Here.’
‘The Wizard and His Wand - A Guide - Mum! I don’t need this!’
‘It’ll teach you to take proper care of... well. And to change your underpants more often.’
‘Ha! As if anybody’s ever going to see my underpants!’
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