For Eeyore9990 - Neville/BilltarieApril 22 2007, 15:05:03 UTC
Recipient: eeyore9990 Prompt: Bill/Neville How can Bill convince Neville to have sex in 100 words or less? Word count: 240. Bill's poem is just a wee bit over 100. *facepalm* I tried. Rating: PG-13 for adult themes/language? Warning: Purposely bad and cheesy poetry. Also, I rarely write Neville, so apologies in advance for the questionable quality.
That morning in the greenhouse, Neville found a note by his favourite watering can:
Re: For Eeyore9990 - Neville/Billeeyore9990April 23 2007, 03:21:08 UTC
OMG!!!!!!!
YES!!! YAY!!!! Hahaha, I was totally expecting to open something like, "Hey, Longbottom, fancy a shag?" And instead I got this!!! OMG!!! You're so completely and totally awesome in like, the best sense of the term! Not that there's a bad sense, but still!!! Eeeeee!! Hahahaha!!! Whooot!
♥ all over you for the Drooble's wrapper mention. *sniffles and hugs Neville*
Prompt: Bill/Neville How can Bill convince Neville to have sex in 100 words or less?
Word count: 240. Bill's poem is just a wee bit over 100. *facepalm* I tried.
Rating: PG-13 for adult themes/language?
Warning: Purposely bad and cheesy poetry. Also, I rarely write Neville, so apologies in advance for the questionable quality.
That morning in the greenhouse, Neville found a note by his favourite watering can:
( ... )
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
YES!!! YAY!!!! Hahaha, I was totally expecting to open something like, "Hey, Longbottom, fancy a shag?" And instead I got this!!! OMG!!! You're so completely and totally awesome in like, the best sense of the term! Not that there's a bad sense, but still!!! Eeeeee!! Hahahaha!!! Whooot!
♥ all over you for the Drooble's wrapper mention. *sniffles and hugs Neville*
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment