Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

[mctabby]

Sorted: 149 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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[bowdlerized]

Recipient: mizbean
Prompt: Draco Malfoy - pink spatula
Word count: 100
Rating: PG

“Can you explain, Potter, how this appeared in our kitchen?” Draco brandished the utensil at Harry like a wand.

“I bought a spatula.”

“A spatuler,” said Draco, “whatever for?”

“Well, I’d like to cook at home a bit more, and we’ve only that wooden spoon, and--”

“Spoons! Spatulers! Someday you’ll realise, Potter, that manual labour is best left to house elves. I blame the confusion on your Muggle upbringing.”

“It’s not labour,” insisted Harry, “it’s fun. I like cooking.”

“Very well,” said Draco, swatting Harry on the arse with the pink silicon end. “You know how I like my eggs.”

[bethbethbeth]

"I like my eggs the way I like my men," said Draco. "Lightly beaten."

Hee. Very nice, hon.

[bowdlerized]

Hee!

Thanks! :D

[amanuensis1]

SO in character. :D

[bowdlerized]

Thank you! :D

[lolaraincoat]

Hee! Silicon household utensils are an especially good Muggle contribution to the world.

[bowdlerized]

They are--in addition to excellent functionality, they feature EXCITING COLORS!

[incunabulist]

Heh. Pink silicon did not take my brain to a wholesome place. ;)

[bowdlerized]

Hee, yes--especially when applied close to one's genitalia. ;)

[merrycontrary]

*giggles*

I love this Harry and Draco.

[bowdlerized]

Thanks--glad you enjoyed!

[mizbean]

Hee! I see Harry is putting that spatula to good use. Well done!

[bowdlerized]

*grin* thanks, and thanks for the prompt!

[jessicaqueen]

Totally not where I expected that prompt to go (because my mind is a very, very dirty place), but it was awesome regardless. And Draco in particular was totally in character, which makes it even better.

[bowdlerized]

Heh...thanks! Glad you liked it.

[eeyore9990]

Hehehe! Yay for bossy-little-bitchy Draco! Whoot!